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Sam Winchester: Do you watch us? When you’re not here, are… are you… watching us?
Chuck: Yeah. I mean, you’re my favorite show.

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Sam Winchester: How many are there… how many other worlds or… or universes or realities or whatever?
Chuck: I don’t know. Kinda lost count. Most of them are boring. One’s in reverse. In one, there’s no yellow. One… One of them’s just all squirrels.

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Sam Winchester (to Dean): I’m the one who brought him back, and I brought him back because he’s family. And then he came back, and he burned his soul off to save us… you and me. And now what? You… Now you… you want my permission? You want me to say I’m cool with losing him and losing you all at once? ‘Cause I can’t do that. I won’t say that, ’cause I… No. I’ve already lost too much.

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Dean Winchester: This is the only way.
Castiel: And Billie said the only way to defeat Michael was to lock you in a box.
Chuck: Ugh. Billie. I liked the old Death better. He was all about fried pickles and tickle p*rn. This new Death… she’s always sticking her scythe where it doesn’t belong.

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Chuck (about Jack): Look, the point is the kid did all that with two words. What’s next? He sneezes and… whoops… there goes India?

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Dean Winchester: And you’re here because…
Castiel: Because of Jack.
Chuck: Listen, you guys know me. I’m hands-off. I built the sandbox… you play in it. You want to fight Leviathans? Cool. You got that. You want to go up against… what was it?… the “British Men of Letters”? Okay. Little weak, but okay. But when things get really bad, like the Apocalypse or the Other Apocalypse, that’s when I have to step in.
Sam Winchester: So You’re saying Jack is Apocalyptic?

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Chuck: You see, this is why people need to lie. It’s good. Keeps the peace, you know?
Castiel: Seems like an odd stance for…you.
Chuck: Is it? I’m a writer. Lying’s kind of what we do.

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Quote from Supernatural 14x20 | Chuck: You see, this is why people need to lie. It's good. Keeps the peace, you know? Castiel: Seems like an odd stance for...you. Chuck: Is it? I'm a writer. Lying's kind of what we do.

Dean Winchester: When people can’t lie, the Internet gets real quiet. Yeah, guess your life isn’t so perfect after all, EightPackMommy.
Sam Winchester: What?
Dean Winchester: Yeah, she’s got this blog. Yeah, you know what? Your kids aren’t that cute. And that gluten-free popover looks like crap because there’s no gluten in it. You know what I mean? I’ll stop talking.

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Castiel: I need time to see the Cage and study it.
Demon at the gate: Yeah, that’s a no. So you can go to hell… metaphorically.
Castiel: No, don’t. (Demon closes the door)
Chuck: Wow. Yeah. You guys are screwed.

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Newscaster for OWW2 News covering “Presidential Scandal”: In what was supposed to be a speech on farming subsidies, the President instead spent more than two hours disclosing his entire tax history, deep ties to Russia and North Korea, and a quote “demon deal” he made with someone named Crowley.
Newscaster on the radio: It’s been confirmed… the Queen of England is, in fact, a lizard.

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Dean Winchester: Tell me who your favorite singer is.
Sam Winchester: What?
Dean Winchester: You… Look, I know you say it’s Elvis, but we both know that’s crap, so tell me who your favorite singer is.
Sam Winchester: Well, it’s like you said. It’s Celine Dion. Uh… I mean Celine Dion. It’s Celi… Dean, every time I try and say “Elvis,” it comes out…
Dean Winchester: The sad, horrible truth.

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(People in the office being affected by Jack accidentally making whole world unable to lie…)
Guy 1: Hey. I’m sleeping with your wife.
Guy 2: I know. Kind of into it.
(Few second later…)
Guy 1: I can’t believe you taped it!
Guy 2: I thought it was hot!

Guy 1: Alright! Who ate my yogurt?!
Guy 2: Right here! (says proudly and then he realizes what he said…)
Guy 1: I knew it was you! That was the third… Son of a b*tch!
Guy 2: You’re losing your mind over one yogurt!
Guy 1: It was three yogurts!

Woman on the phone: Double?! You make double? (to a coworker): And that was my parking space! (Moment later she’s crying on the floor) I just want to be loved. I just want a sweet life.

Guy: I hate everyone! I hate everyone! (starts singing it happily while destroying documents): I hate everyone! I hate everyone! I hate everyone! I hate everyone!

Woman carrying a lot of staplers: I am the stapler queen. I am the stapler queen. I am the stapler queen!

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Quote from Supernatural 14x20 | (People in the office being affected by Jack accidentally making whole world unable to lie...)

Dean Winchester: Hi. I’m Dean Winchester, and I’m looking for the devil’s son.
Receptionist: What?
Dean Winchester: What? Uh… I meant I’m Dean Winchester, and I’m looking for the devil’s son. This badge is fake.

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Quote from Supernatural 14x20 | Dean Winchester: Hi. I'm Dean Winchester, and I'm looking for the devil's son. Receptionist: What? Dean Winchester: What? Uh... I meant I'm Dean Winchester, and I'm looking for the devil's son. This badge is fake.

Dean Winchester: Nerds.
Sam Winchester: Takes one to know one.
Dean Winchester: What?
Sam Winchester: You. Come on, man. You’re always calling me a geek, but you know every word to every Led Zeppelin song… backwards and forwards… you can discuss in detail every major rock drummer between ’67 and ’84, and… you watch “Jeopardy!” every night.

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Castiel: You should never have tried to lock him away.
Dean Winchester: You know what? You’re right. I never wanted to put him in that damn box. I wanted him dead.
Castiel: Dean.
Dean Winchester: He’s dangerous, Cas, and you knew it! You’ve known it for a long time! But that’s okay. You know why? Because me and Sam, we’ve killed just about everything there is. And this… Jack… oh, we’ll find a way. Because he’s just another monster.

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