100+ Best 'Lucifer' Quotes (TV Show): "It's Good to be Bad." | Page 9 of 24

Lucifer Morningstar: Are you... okay with what you saw? Detective... are you okay with me?

Chloe Decker: It's not like you haven't always told me the truth. You know? So... I think, deep down, I just... I always knew.

Lucifer Morningstar: But how does it make you feel? Afraid? Terrified? Do you want to yell at me? Punch me in the face? Run away again?

Chloe Decker: I... I think I just want to get back to work.

Lucifer Morningstar: That's all?

Chloe Decker: That's all. (Chloe walks away)

Lucifer Morningstar: What the f...

Mazikeen: Are you still upset about me trying to betray you and kill you? It was a month ago.

Lucifer Morningstar: No, of course not. What do you think I am? Human?

Goddess: Your father never sent you to Hell. I did.

Lucifer Morningstar: Oh, great. Much better.

Goddess: I did it to save your life. After the rebellion, your father was angry. Deeply angry. He wanted to destroy you. I begged him not to. I asked him to send you to Hell instead. I did it because I love you, son. And I always will.

Lucifer Morningstar: Detective. If you're gonna follow me following him, we should have just drove together.

Lucifer Morningstar: I mean, how far can a celestial being trapped in a feeble human body for the first time get?

Mazikeen: Well, let's see. She's stupid hot, wearing my clothes, and she's got a corporate credit card.

Lucifer Morningstar: Bollocks.

Goddess (watching food ad on tv): Mazikeen, what is this strange gooey substance that this boy is cooing about?

Mazikeen: You watching p*rn?

Dan Espinoza: It's a little unusual for a woman to strangle someone.

Lucifer Morningstar: But look at the size of the bruising, clearly not man hands.

Ella Lopez: I've seen some guys with some pretty tiny lady hands.

Lucifer Morningstar: Dan doesn't count.

Chloe Decker: Trixie's best friend Landa got a new All-American doll, and now Trixie wants one. So what does she do? She destroys her old doll, expecting me to replace it.

Lucifer Morningstar: Mm, impressive. But, then, I'd expect nothing less from the shrewd little minx.

Lucifer Morningstar: You're gonna have to lose those clothes. They're a serious problem. Taking you home, 'cause this being out in public thing obviously isn't working. And then we're gonna see my colleague... Mum!

Goddess: Yes?

Lucifer Morningstar: You're naked!

Goddess: Well, you said the clothes were a problem, so problem solved.

Lucifer Morningstar: Stay in the bloody car, will you?! God. Traumatized for eternity now, so thank you very much for that.

Goddess: What happened to your wings, son?

Lucifer Morningstar: I cut them off.

Goddess: Why would you...? I mean, come to Earth, get a haircut or something, but that's a little extreme.

Lucifer Morningstar: Liar, liar, slutty dress on fire, Mother.

Lucifer Morningstar: Gosh, perhaps we shouldn't have borrowed from Maze. Her clothing is insufficient.

Goddess: Yes. Half my hide is exposed. Human attire is very impractical.

Goddess: I apologize for my human form, but... at least this one has supreme hindquarters.

Lucifer Morningstar: You're lying.

Goddess: No. They're quite sturdy. Feel it.

Lucifer Morningstar: I wasn't referring, nor will I ever refer, to your butt, Mother.

Goddess: Quite a few of the male species have been eying me hungrily. Do humans eat their own?

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