100+ Best 'Lucifer' Quotes (TV Show): "It's Good to be Bad." | Page 8 of 24

Quote from Lucifer 4x03 | Trixie Espinoza: I like that one. Mazikeen: Really? Not the one I would have chosen, but you are the closest person to a baby I know. Okay, so at what age did your parents teach you to hunt? Dan Espinoza: What's going on? Maze, you know she's not allowed to play with knives. Mazikeen: Relax, Dan, these knives aren't for Trixie. They're for a baby.

Mazikeen: Is it true that human spawn erupt from their mothers' bodies in a ceremony of blood and pain?

Linda Martin: What? No.

Mazikeen: In hell... torture via birth was a favorite. If half of what we did is accurate... your sex holes are never going back to normal.

Linda Martin: Okay, Maze, erm... That's enough, thank you.

Quote from Lucifer 4x03 | Chloe Decker: Have you ever considered donating any of your vast fortune to charity? Lucifer Morningstar: I've put many a nubile law student through college, thank you very much, several of which were named Charity.

Lucifer Morningstar: I hear congratulations are in order. Some people claim to find the life-long burden fulfilling.

Linda Martin: I'd rather not talk about the pregnancy at work, if you don't mind.

Lucifer Morningstar: A celestial impregnating a human... How is it even possible?

Amenadiel: And, if it is, how has this not already happened to you?

Lucifer Morningstar: True. Mm. Maybe there's another explanation.

Amenadiel: You think Linda's an angel in disguise, don't you? I've been wondering the same thing. Maybe she's not even human.

Lucifer Morningstar: Or, maybe, when you lost your wings, you became as mortal as it gets. Maybe you became more human than you realized.

Amenadiel: Oh. Probably makes more sense.

Lucifer Morningstar (to Father Kinley): Forgive me, Father... for not offering you a drink. I have an aversion to the cloth. Daddy issues. Long story.

Quote from Lucifer 4x02 | Chloe Decker: If I pushed this into your chest... it would kill you? Lucifer Morningstar: Yes. Chloe Decker: Because I'm close to you? Lucifer Morningstar: Yes. Chloe Decker: But you jumped in front of it anyway. Lucifer Morningstar: Yes. And I would do it again. And again. Don't you know that, Detective?

Quote from Lucifer 4x02 | Chloe Decker: History and religion have... painted a pretty awful picture of you, haven't they? Lucifer Morningstar: You couldn't be more right, Detective. Chloe Decker: So... you don't bite the heads off of children? Lucifer Morningstar: No, of course not. I detest the little creatures. And I'd certainly never put one in my mouth.

Ella Lopez: I'm usually not into reality shows either. I prefer more, you know, scripted-content, documentaries, but... I've got a little extra time these days, so... sort of kind of watched, uh, 27 seasons in two weeks.

Amenadiel: I thought things were okay between you and Chloe.

Lucifer Morningstar: They are. They are, yeah. We're back to being partners. Fully-clothed partners.

Lucifer Morningstar: Since you're here, you can help me decide. Moscow Midnight or Blue Lagoon?

Amenadiel: That's the same shirt. (points at one eventually)

Lucifer Morningstar: Are you sure?

Amenadiel: Yeah.

Lucifer Morningstar: Thank you.

Ella Lopez: Whenever I'm procrastinating on something, I make an appointment for myself to do it. That way, can't back out. Like, for example, when I had to ask my landlord permission to get Bob, literally put it on my calendar.

Chloe Decker: Wasn't the, uh... the chicken's name Margaret?

Ella Lopez: Bob was my turtle.

Chloe Decker: What happened to Bob?

Ella Lopez: Didn't get along with Margaret.

Father Kinley (to Chloe about Lucifer): Every day he remains on Earth, people are in danger. Whenever he visits... death and destruction follow.

Linda Martin: Let's talk about what you're dealing with emotionally.
Mazikeen: Yeah, I really don't want to.
Linda Martin: Maybe it would help if I spoke your language.
Mazikeen: You speak Lilim? (speaks in Lilim...)
Linda Martin: What?
Mazikeen: No, guess not.
Linda Martin: No, I'm talking about violence. Come on, stand up.
Mazikeen: Okay. One, I like to fight when I'm happy or... h*rny. And, two, I really don't want to accidentally kill my best friend.

Lucifer Morningstar: Detective, this is a chance for me to use my devilish strength. You can see what I'm truly capable of.

Chloe Decker: Or I can just point my gun at him and yell, "Freeze!"

Lucifer Morningstar: Oh, come on. I've never really seen how far I can actually throw a human. Joking. Mostly.

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