100+ Best 'Lucifer' Quotes (TV Show): "It's Good to be Bad." | Page 7 of 24

Eve: I did come back to Earth for the fun and the excitement. But, more specifically... I came back... for you. To be... with you. You know? Like old times.

Lucifer Morningstar: That was... thousands of years ago.

Eve: Yes, but it was also the best time of my life. Lucifer, I never felt more like myself than when I was with you.

Chloe Decker: I miss him. I mean, he pisses me off all the time. And there are so many things about him that... that I find hard to accept, but I just have to believe I can find a way. Because... I'd rather have him in my life than not.

Ella Lopez: Well, then... I think you know what you need to do.

Amenadiel: Linda's not really prepared for a house guest.

Mazikeen: This is happening, okay? Deal with it. Auntie Maze is here to help with the baby, whether you like it or not.

Linda Martin: Auntie Maze. I love it. We can use all the help we can get.

Mazikeen: Good. It's settled. Now, where do I put my knives?

Quote from Lucifer 4x04 | (Amenadiel and Linda baby-proofed the whole house by putting bubblewrap everywhere...) Mazikeen: This some weird fetish I don't know about?

Chloe Decker: You're different than me. You're stronger. You could have run, but you didn't. Why didn't you?

Linda Martin: I don't know. I guess... with all the bad... comes a lot of good. I got a best friend out of this. And the... most fascinating patient in the world. And this baby. Who saw that coming? I guess, as freaked out as I am... I'm really looking forward to being a mom. And meeting my son. Wings and all.

Lucifer Morningstar: We're not together together.

Eve: But we used to be. Maybe you've read about it in a little book called The Bible.

Bashir: Read about what?

Eve: You know, the garden, the snake, the apple.

Lucifer Morningstar: The metaphors were a bit off.

Eve: That's true. The forbidden fruit was less of an apple and more like a banana. A very large banana.

Lucifer Morningstar: It's true.

Eve: You never forget your first.

Linda's Obgyn: Do you see that little protrusion right there? You're having a boy.

Amenadiel: A boy?

Mazikeen: Better luck next time.

Amenadiel: Do you see a second protrusion anywhere? Maybe even a third?

Linda's Obgyn: Typically, there's only one p*nis.

Amenadiel: Nah. I was looking for the wings.

Linda's Obgyn: The wings?

Linda Martin: You know what? I guess, at some point, we all like to think of our babies as little angels.

Linda's Obgyn: Oh, yes!

(Linda pulls roughly Amenadiel close to her...)

Linda Martin: Wait, wings?

Linda's Obgyn: How have we been feeling?

Linda Martin: Great, actually. Tons of energy, sleeping well. Not to mention I have a truly supernatural support team. (Maze and Amenadiel are staring down the Obgyn)

Eve: I've been in heaven longer than any other human and, let me tell you, paradise can get a little... predictable.

Lucifer Morningstar: Preaching to the choir.

Eve: So I started meeting every new soul that was coming through those Pearly Gates, just taking in all their incredible stories, you know, about everything that was going on down here. And then... Then I realized something huge, Luce. What I truly desire most... can only be found down here.

Lucifer Morningstar: And what is it you truly desire?

Eve: Excitement! You know? Thrills. Just some good, old-fashioned fun. I'm due a lifetime or two of it.

Lucifer Morningstar: So you're telling me you came all this way... just to party?

Eve: And... you know... see my ex. I mean you are, after all, the only person I know down here.

Quote from Lucifer 4x04 | Ella Lopez: Wait a second. Where is Lucifer? (Dan gestures her to cut it out... not talk about him in front of Chloe...) Ella Lopez: He was decapitated?

Eve: I'll have... an appletini.

Father Kinley: I'm trying to save lives. To stop the prophecy. "When the devil walks the earth and finds his first love, evil shall be released."

Lucifer Morningstar: Could you accept me like this? (shows up his devil face)

Chloe Decker: I... oh... You have no idea how much I want to. I do. I'm... I'm trying.

Lucifer Morningstar: But could you?

Chloe Decker: I don't know.

Lucifer Morningstar: Then I have my answer.

Lucifer Morningstar: How could you do that to me? To me?

Chloe Decker: Because I'm terrified! You are the... actual devil. I mean... every story of good and bad from throughout history, throughout time, says that you are the embodiment of evil. And how am I, Chloe Decker, a nobody... supposed to deal with that? But... But then... Then I came back. And... And I saw you. I really saw you. And I remembered how you made me feel. And I realized, Lucifer, you're not that guy.

Amenadiel: Linda, you don't have to do this alone. I want to be here for this baby and, most importantly, I want to be here for you. Erm... Yeah.

Linda Martin: Oh.

Amenadiel: Will you marry me!?

Linda Martin: No. No. No. Amenadiel... Amenadiel, come here. See... Amenadiel... What you're doing is amazing and heroic and I should be so lucky... to end up with someone half as special as you are. But what you're doing here, it's... It's for the wrong reasons. And it's... It's not what I... It's not what I need right now.

Amenadiel: And what do you need?

Linda Martin: I think I just need someone to hold my hand and tell me everything's going to be okay.

Amenadiel: I promise you, Linda... everything is going to be okay.

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