100+ Best 'Lucifer' Quotes (TV Show): "It's Good to be Bad." | Page 6 of 24

Amenadiel: What about the name Zoriel? That’s a good name for a warrior. We can call him Zori for short. Or Ezekiel. Zek.

Linda Martin: Yeah. Erm… I was thinking about the name… Jack.

Amenadiel: Mm. Mm. Short for Jackiel. We could definitely put that on the list. Right after Azmortiel.

Linda Martin: I was hoping for a more mainstream name. Our child is going to have enough challenges considering his nature.

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Ella Lopez: Stop! “Hammer time!” ‘Cause she was killed with a hammer! Come on, guys, I’ve been waiting years to do that one.

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Quote from Lucifer 4x09 | Ella Lopez: Stop! "Hammer time!" 'Cause she was killed with a hammer! Come on, guys, I've been waiting years to do that one.

Lucifer Morningstar: There is something rotten inside of me. I find it near impossible to drown out the constant cacophony of voices whispering in my ear, telling me I am evil. I’m drowning, doctor! And I can’t stop asking myself… why do I hate myself so much?

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Chloe Decker: Father Kinley had been asking to see me, so I finally went and… he told me about… a prophecy.

Lucifer Morningstar: Right. What is it this time? Are frogs about to start falling from the sky or… perhaps winter is coming.

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Lucifer Morningstar: What happened there, brother? Hit another bridge whilst flying?

Amenadiel: That happened one time, Lucy. And no, I got into a fight… with Remy.

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Doctor: You have moles that large on your back? You need to get them checked out, have them removed.

Lucifer Morningstar: But I tried removing them in the past, but the stubborn buggers always seem to grow back. I just need you to dress them up a smidge. Maybe you could… attach some white feathers or tattoo them. Something cheery, flowers, maybe.

Doctor: Tattoo your moles? I was thinking maybe I could get you a discount on some botox, but…

Lucifer Morningstar: I don’t need botox, doctor! What I need is for you to fix them, because they are disgusting!

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Lucifer Morningstar: You have to help me, doctor. I don’t want to be a monster.

Linda Martin: What’s wrong?

Lucifer Morningstar: It’s my wings. I hadn’t checked them since my devil face returned. I was afraid they might have gone. I was afraid what that might mean. What that might say about me. But earlier this evening I looked.

Linda Martin: And?

Lucifer Morningstar: They’re still there.

Linda Martin: That’s good. Isn’t it?

Lucifer Morningstar: I saw them. It was bad. It was really bad. I thought I could fix it so… So I didn’t hurt him. I stopped myself. So I don’t understand why. Why?

Linda Martin: Why what?

Lucifer Morningstar: Why are they still like this?!

(shows his wings, which are now demonic)

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Quote from Lucifer 4x07 | Lucifer Morningstar: You have to help me, doctor. I don't want to be a monster. Linda Martin: What's wrong? Lucifer Morningstar: It's my wings. I hadn't checked them since my devil face returned. I was afraid they might have gone. I was afraid what that might mean. What that might say about me. But earlier this evening I looked. Linda Martin: And? Lucifer Morningstar: They're still there. Linda Martin: That's good. Isn't it? Lucifer Morningstar: I saw them. It was bad. It was really bad. I thought I could fix it so... So I didn't hurt him. I stopped myself. So I don't understand why. Why? Linda Martin: Why what? Lucifer Morningstar: Why are they still like this?! (shows his wings, which are now demonic)

Mazikeen: Look… I know I’m not mom, or partner or whatever. But I…

Linda Martin: No. No, you’re not. Come here. You are Auntie Maze. And you will always… be a member of this family.

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Lucifer Morningstar: Oh gosh, no! I’m so sorry. I seem to have picked up the candy dandy rave donuts instead of the regular glazed ones. One bite of this and you’d be riding the rainbow unicorn for days. Come to think of it, I just realized what happened to Monday and Tuesday.

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Lucifer Morningstar: Detective. You threw yourself onto me. You were willing to sacrifice yourself to save me.

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Ella Lopez (high on “candy” speaking to Eve): I know I should be freaking out right now, but your hair is so shiny.

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Lucifer Morningstar: I’ve gotten to know all of you in my time here, which is what makes this… my final case, so difficult. Dougie in the motor pool, who helped put a siren on my car. Thank you for that. Cucuzza in evidence, who always let me inspect the cocaine seizures first. And you. Nameless uni, I think I’ll miss you most of all. So anyway, as a parting gift for everyone… I’ve hired a Carl’s Jr. truck out in the parking lot. Free burgers for you all. Go on! Knock yourselves out.

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Amenadiel: Eve. What are you doing here? Did you hurt Lucifer?

Eve: Only when he asked me nicely.

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(Lucifer throws a tire at a suspect running away…)

Lucifer Morningstar: See? Didn’t have to chase him at all. He got tired.

Chloe Decker: Ugh…

Lucifer Morningstar: Come on, I thought that was one of my better puns.

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Quote from Lucifer 4x05 | (Lucifer throws a tire at a suspect running away...) Lucifer Morningstar: See? Didn't have to chase him at all. He got tired. Chloe Decker: Ugh... Lucifer Morningstar: Come on, I thought that was one of my better puns.

Eve: Look what came in the mail today. It’s a me costume.

Lucifer Morningstar: I can see.

Eve: Does it make you want to come over here and… tempt me?

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