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Lucifer Morningstar: There was this, uh, soul that I used to torture back in Hell. And like a good masochist, he'd call the shots. "Burn me." "Freeze me." "Hurt me." So, I did. And this went on for centuries until one day, for some reason, he missed his daily punishment. And when I returned... he was crying. "Please, my king," he said. "Don't ever forget me again. I promise I'll be good." It was then that I realized he was so full of self-loathing, void of any self-respect, that no matter the depth of my cruelty, whatever miniscule attention I paid... gave meaning to his... pointless existence.

Amenadiel: Why are you telling me this?

Lucifer Morningstar: Because he reminds me of you. And you think I've changed? You... the former angel, powerless and pathetic, a disgraced failure with no better way to spend your days than yipping at my heels for scraps to remind you of a time of when you once mattered.

Mazikeen: You're a cop and you don't have your gun?

Dan Espinoza: I'm supposed to be on vacation.

Mazikeen: A boring one, apparently.

Lucifer Morningstar: Is it me, or did the most skilled torturer Hell's ever known just fluff that man's pillow?

Linda Martin: It's not you.

Lucifer Morningstar: Right. Then it's true. He broke my Maze.

Lucifer Morningstar: Where have you tracked Maze tracking her bounty to now?

Chloe Decker: Yeah, okay. A taxi theft in Vancouver. A brawl with a curling team in Montreal. Oh, and the, uh, "bear attack" that happened in Prince Edward Island I think was her, too.

Lucifer Morningstar: Sounds like she's having a splendid time. I'm glad I suggested it.

Chloe Decker: So you're the reason Canada's in danger?

Trixie Espinoza: Why do you look worried about her?

Chloe Decker: I'm not worried about Maze. I'm worried about Canada.

Mazikeen: I need you to stay here and watch your mom.

Trixie Espinoza: That's true. Without the two of us, she's defenseless.

Chloe Decker: I don't know if I like what you're whispering about.

Eric: All the chuckle bunnies talk.

Chloe Decker: The what?

Eric: Uh... chicks who like to have sex with comedians.

Lucifer Morningstar: Oh, there's a term for that? Oh, I should get a term. Oh. Devil bunnies. Oh, no. Lucifans.

Amenadiel: It's been right in front of my face all along. My test is Lucifer. It's always been Lucifer. You're very wise, Linda.

Linda Martin: Thanks, Amen... Yeah, it doesn't work, does it?

Amenadiel (to Linda): I don't even know if this really is a test. I mean, maybe I'm just torturing myself here. But if Lucifer wants to treat his wings like trash, then trash they shall be. Even if it pains me in my very soul.

Amenadiel (to Linda): We all have pain that we hide, that we're just not ready to share with the world.

Linda Martin: Thanks for meeting me, Amenadiel. Is there a shorter version of that? Does anyone ever call you "Amen"? Probably not.

Amenadiel: Oh, you would be the first.

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