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Quote from Lucifer 3x08 - Linda Martin: Dealing with mortality was so much easier when I was just another clueless idiot. Being a celestial insider... really sucks. I used to walk around thinking maybe reincarnation was real. Sure, it sounded bonkers, but I could still wonder, still hope. What if I came back as a chameleon or something? Chameleons are cool.

Benji: Oh, thank God.

Lucifer Morningstar: I mean, the things Dad gets credit for.

Lucifer Morningstar: Whatever he says to you, just laugh.

Guy: Hey there. What's your name?

Chloe Decker: (Laughs crazily) Lucinda.

Lucifer Morningstar: No, no... Not like a demented witch on crack. A deep, sultry laugh.

Lucifer Morningstar: Why don't we do a little role-play, hmm? You be a randy single man, I'll be... I'll be the new you. (pretends to push his hair from his face)

Chloe Decker: Okay, I've never once done that.

Lucifer Morningstar: My point exactly. Meet Lucinda. Come on.

Chloe Decker: Can't be that hard being frivolous and shallow. I'll just channel my inner Lucifer.

Lucifer Morningstar: What, you want to become a female version of me? Okay. I'll gladly train you.

Ella Lopez: Chloe does Lucifer?

Chloe Decker: I wouldn't exactly word it that way...

Lucifer Morningstar: Get ready to go full me, Detective.

Quote from Lucifer 3x07 - Lucifer Morningstar: I take no part in who goes to Hell. Reese Getty: Then who does? Lucifer Morningstar: You humans. You send yourselves. Driven down by your own guilt. Forcing yourselves to relive your sins over and over. And the best part... the doors aren't locked. You could leave anytime. It says something that no one ever does, doesn't it?

Chloe Decker (to Reese): Lucifer, he does this. He notices things that normal people are too... normal to notice, but it, uh, has a tendency of paying off.

Dan Espinoza: I don't like Lucifer.

Reese Getty: Really?

Dan Espinoza: For starters, someone's been stealing my pudding. And I don't think it's a coincidence that it all started when he showed up.

Quote from Lucifer 3x06 - Lucifer Morningstar: It's the bullet from when you shot me. Remember in the warehouse, early in our partnership? Chloe Decker: Oh. Yeah. I remember. Lucifer Morningstar: Well, I thought since I'll never likely penetrate you, I'd commemorate the one time you penetrated me. So, uh, happy birthday, Detective.

Lucifer Morningstar (to Chloe): The truth is... I... went to Las Vegas. And even though it was for a very good reason, I didn't tell you because... last time I went on a Vegas jaunt, there were some very unpleasant feelings involved for both of us. And, well, I didn't want to dredge any of those up again. So, I... bluffed. But I've come to realize that perhaps bluffing is the same as lying and that's, as you know, something I never want to do. Especially to you.

(Chloe seems to be sleeping, but is only pretending to)

Ella Lopez: Ixnay on the ot-nay andy-cay.

Lucifer Morningstar: Sorry, is that German? 'Cause if it is, it's absolutely awful. Trust me, I should know. Hitler was a talker. Well, screamer, actually.

Ella Lopez: No, I'm saying that for now, we shouldn't let LVPD know that that's not Candy.

Chloe Decker: That was Trixie's school calling. Apparently, she's been using some very creative language today.

Lucifer Morningstar: Oh. Do tell.

Chloe Decker: Well, she called her math homework a "cluster duck" and her teacher a "mother flunker."

Lucifer Morningstar: Did she not call anyone a "sock sucker"? What? It's just someone who sucks socks.

Chloe Decker: I can't believe you're teaching my daughter loophole swear words.

Lucifer Morningstar: In my defense, "mother flunker" was entirely the little deviant's creation. And very clever of her, I might add.

Dan Espinoza (to Lucifer): Dude, I cannot deal with your weirdness right now.

Dan Espinoza (talking to himself): How can I even eat this after what I've seen? Is someone trying to tell me something?

Lucifer Morningstar: Well, if He is, don't let Him inside your head. Learn from my mistakes, Daniel.

Lucifer Morningstar (to Chloe): "Swear Jar"? You give your child money every time she swears? Oh, bravo, Detective.

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