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Lucifer Morningstar: Why are there holes in your dress?
Amenadiel: It’s a robe.
Lucifer Morningstar: Oh, I apologize. Why are there holes in your dress?

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Lucifer Morningstar: I wonder why I didn’t figure it out sooner. “The world’s first murderer, marked by God and doomed to walk the earth alone for a tortured eternity.” It’s quite the moniker. Yet, still, nowhere near as ridiculous as the Sinnerman. Wouldn’t you agree… Cain?
Marcus Pierce (Cain): You may as well pour me one, too.

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Dan Espinoza: Hey, uh, as a thank you for watching Trixie, maybe we can go grab that coffee sometime?
Charlotte Richards: Uh, we got coffee this morning.
Dan Espinoza: Yeah.
Charlotte Richards: I’m kidding, Dan.
Trixie Espinoza: Dinner would be more romantic.
Charlotte Richards: Dinner it is.
Dan Espinoza: It’s okay by me. (whispered to Trixie): You are the best wingman ever.

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Lucifer Morningstar: You think I care what Pierce thinks?
Chloe Decker: No. I don’t think you care what anyone thinks.
Lucifer Morningstar: That’s not true. I told you, I did this for us.
Chloe Decker: For us? For the team? I had your back on this, Lucifer, and, for whatever reason, you still felt the need to go behind mine.

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Lucifer Morningstar (to Sinnerman): I’ll boil you alive. Yeah. Top most painful way to die, according to BuzzFeed.

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Lucifer Morningstar: Are we sure he’s not celestial? (talking about Sinnerman)
Mazikeen: Are you questioning my expertise? He’s definitely human.
Lucifer Morningstar: And you tried waterboarding?
Mazikeen: Twice.
Lucifer Morningstar: Bamboo under the nails?
Mazikeen: Do I look like an amateur?
Lucifer Morningstar: Nickelback on repeat?!
Mazikeen: That’s where I started.

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Lucifer Morningstar: See? I’m telling you. Obi-Wan Can’t-See-Me is Maggie’s only hope.

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Charlotte Richards: I switched to prosecution to try and be a better person… but I’m not helping anyone. I just keep screwing things up. I was really good at being the old me. The best. But I know I need to make a change. And I suck at it.
Dan Espinoza: No one expects you to change overnight. It’s hard to be one of the good guys. Look, I screw up, too. I’ve made plenty of mistakes, believe me. But I don’t quit… and I know that counts for something. At least you’re trying, right?

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Mazikeen: I asked you to talk. And you blow me off and hide in a freezer? I thought we were past all of this.
Lucifer Morningstar: Oh, sure, yeah, thought I’d just hang around in here like a frozen side of beef just to avoid you. Hello! I was a prisoner! The Sinnerman had me trapped here.

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Amenadiel: Is it… weird for… us to be friends?
Linda Martin: No. Of course not. I mean, can’t a… Can’t a woman be friends with a… with a brilliant, tall, gorgeous angel?
Amenadiel: Well, can’t an angel be friends with a… amazing, accomplished… beautiful, and passionate woman? (They kiss)
Linda Martin: Um… I can’t. This is a mistake.
Amenadiel: Okay. Okay. Okay. I’m so sorry, Linda. (They kiss again)

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Linda Martin: I mean, it… it just seems lonely to visit humanity without ever really getting to know anyone.
Amenadiel: I guess I was never told to avoid humanity. It just seemed easier. And quite honestly, I never saw the point. Until recently.

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Lucifer Morningstar: I may have gotten distracted for a while, but then I realized granting favors defines me. I mean, you wouldn’t ask Superman not to fly? A Kardashian not to selfie?

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Linda Martin: Why is your gift desire?
Lucifer Morningstar: Well, that’s a good question, actually, I suppose. When I first went to angel school, they sorted us into different houses for different powers.
Linda Martin: There’s a school for angels?
Lucifer Morningstar: No. There’s no Hogwarts in the sky.
Linda Martin: Right. Obviously.

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Quote from Lucifer 3x09 - Linda Martin: Why is your gift desire? Lucifer Morningstar: Well, that's a good question, actually, I suppose. When I first went to angel school, they sorted us into different houses for different powers. Linda Martin: There's a school for angels? Lucifer Morningstar: No. There's no Hogwarts in the sky. Linda Martin: Right. Obviously.

Chloe Decker (to Trixie): You know, it can be scary sometimes, but… being who you really are is never a bad idea.

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Linda Martin: How’s that saying go? We’re all in the gutter, but some of us are looking up at the stars.
Lucifer Morningstar: The stars are just gas bags, and I never would have fed Oscar that line had I known how much I’d have to hear people quote it back to me.
Linda Martin: Oscar freakin’ Wilde?
Lucifer Morningstar: Now, he was an interesting bachelor.
Linda Martin: So… Oscar, huh? Tell me everything.
Lucifer Morningstar: Well… he was straight when I first met him.

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