100+ Best 'Lucifer' Quotes (TV Show): "It's Good to be Bad." | Page 15 of 24

Marcus Pierce: Listen, let's forget about the whole "big event" thing, okay? Life is too short.

Chloe Decker: Too short, yeah.

Marcus Pierce: Yeah. Let's elope. We don't need the whole circus. It's about you and me.

Chloe Decker: Yeah. And-and-and that's why I... I can't marry you. I'm sorry, Marcus.

Mazikeen: Is that a wedding murder board?

Chloe Decker: I am just trying to stay organized here.

Mazikeen: Wow. Mug shot for the caterer. Nice work, Decker.

Ella Lopez: You see what I'm dealing with?

Mazikeen: Mm-hmm.

Chloe Decker: Guys, solving crimes makes sense to me. Wedding stuff, not so much.

Marcus Pierce: For days I've been thinking about how I screwed up. Tried to figure out how to make things better. When you find that person who gives life meaning, Chloe, nothing else matters.

Chloe Decker: Okay, well...

Marcus Pierce: I know you don't trust me. I know I've made mistakes. I've made an eternity's worth of mistakes. But please, let me spend the rest of my days making it up to you.

Chloe Decker: What? What are you doing?

Marcus Pierce: Chloe Decker, will you marry me?

Chloe Decker: Yes.

Linda Martin: You're doing the same thing as Him now. By not telling Chloe the truth, you're taking her choice away.

Lucifer Morningstar: No. No. No, it's different.

Linda Martin: You know, the truth is... no one really knows what your dad's responsible for. We're all just guessing. Even you. But you know the one thing He can't control? What you do in this moment right now. So I ask you, the Devil... what do you truly desire?

Lucifer Morningstar: I want her to choose me.

Linda Martin: Then tell her.

Lucifer Morningstar: Yes. Yes.

Lucifer Morningstar (to a criminal): To think... you could've had everything you wanted. All you needed to do was tell Amber how you felt, but you blew it. And so did I.

Chloe Decker: You got me a car?

Lucifer Morningstar: Mm-hmm.

Chloe Decker: Wait, do you think this is some sort of competition?

Lucifer Morningstar: Of course. If it isn't painfully obvious, anything Pierce can do, I can do better.

Chloe Decker: It's not about stuff, Lucifer. Thanks anyhow.

Dan Espinoza: Ooh, lemon bars. My favorite. Mmm. Oh, man, these are amazing. Who made 'em?

Ella Lopez: Uh, Pierce did. Would you believe that hunk bakes?

Dan Espinoza (spits out the bars): On second thought, who needs the empty calories?

Lucifer Morningstar: Why would you do this to me, Mazikeen?

Mazikeen: Because I know the only thing that matters to you more than Chloe. You. Easiest way to spin you out. Tap into those daddy issues. "I can't get rid of my wings. Daddy's controlling me." Wah, wah, wah.

Lucifer Morningstar: You're stalling me. Aren't you? I need to get to the detective!

Trixie Espinoza: Did you know if you're ever mean to me, I can just go on this site and order a new mommy?

Chloe Decker: Oh, yeah? How you gonna pay for that?

Trixie Espinoza: Your credit card. I've gotten pretty good at your signature, you know.

Chloe Decker: I don't doubt that.

Quote from Lucifer 3x20 - Mazikeen: Decker's the one who's gonna suffer. I got to admit, getting her to fall for you, and then, poof, vanishing... ruthless. And that's saying something coming from a demon. Respect. Marcus Pierce: I don't care who I have to hurt, as long as it allows me to finally die.

Linda Martin (to Lucifer): There have been instances where people sleepwalk when they're having difficulty dealing with painful situations. Or, inversely, not dealing with them. Is it possible you're not dealing with something, and, thus, sleepflying?

Marcus Pierce: Good morning, Detective Decker.

Chloe Decker: Good morning, Lieutenant Pierce.

Marcus Pierce: Hey. Have you seen the evidence closet?

Chloe Decker: Uh... no. (They go in the closet) Wow. This is a great closet. And, um...

(They start to make out and there is stuff falling on the other side of the wall - in the lab)

Ella Lopez: Oh, yeah. Get some, Decker.

Mazikeen: Everything that happened showed me exactly why I need to go back.

Lucifer Morningstar: I don't understand.

Mazikeen: It's all so complicated here, Lucifer. I mean, caring about humans always goes wrong. Feelings suck. I am not the one who's supposed to be tortured.

Lucifer Morningstar: You're the one who does the torturing.

Mazikeen: Yes. So please, just... take me home.

Lucifer Morningstar: I can't. And not just 'cause of possible repercussions with Dad. I... I can't lose you, Maze. Not you, too.

Mazikeen: Oh. What do you mean, "not me, too"?

Lucifer Morningstar: The detective.

Mazikeen: Right.

Lucifer Morningstar: I just saw her ride off with Pierce. She looked so happy. That's what I want, I suppose, isn't it, her happiness? I just wish I knew that Pierce's intentions were pure. Anyway, point is, you're right. Feelings and humans suck. So... at least we have each other.

Mazikeen: I'm always gonna be the consolation prize for you. You only care about me when you don't have Chloe.

Lucifer Morningstar: Maze, now hold on. That's..

Mazikeen: No. No one puts me first. Least of all you. None of you deserve me.

Chloe Decker: Maze, you don't destroy everything. Trixie loves you. You're the best babysitter she has ever had. Other than the time you let that rock band spend the night, and when you sent her to school with the pot brownies. But the point is, no one's perfect. But what matters most is that you're such a good friend... to Trixie, to me. And I don't know what you're going through, Maze. I wish you would talk to me, but, please, please put down the knife. Let me help you.

Lucifer Morningstar (bends a shotgun pointed at him): Yeah, I've always wanted to do that. (then he knocks the guy with it) Done that before.

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