Bran Stark: The Iron Islands. Sigil: A Kraken. Words: We do not sow.
Maester Luwin: Lords?
Bran Stark: The Greyjoys.
Theon Greyjoy: Famed for their skills at archery, navigation and lovemaking.
Maester Luwin: And failed rebellions.
Bronn: Your first? You need a woman. Nothing like a woman after a fight.
Tyrion Lannister (looking at Catelyn): I'm willing if she is.
Tyrion Lannister: I had nothing to do with the attempt on your son's life.
Catelyn Stark: The dagger found--
Tyrion Lannister: What sort of imbecile arms an assassin with his own blade?
Rodrik Cassel: Should I gag him?
Tyrion Lannister: Why? Am I starting to make sense?
Eddard Stark: You're too fat for your armor.
Robert Baratheon: Fat? Fat, is it? Is that how you speak to your King? (to Lannister boy): You heard the Hand. The King's too fat for his armor. Go find the breastplate stretcher - now!
Eddard Stark: "The breastplate stretcher"?
Robert Baratheon: How long before he figures it out?
Eddard Stark: Maybe you should have one invented.
Cersei Lannister: You're just a soldier, aren't you? You take your orders and you carry on. I suppose it makes sense. Your older brother was trained to lead and you were trained to follow.
Eddard Stark: I was also trained to kill my enemies, your Grace.
Cersei Lannister: As was I.
Samwell Tarly: I'm not going to get any better, you know?
Jon Snow: Well... You can't get any worse.
Eddard Stark: You will marry a high lord and rule his castle. And your sons shall be knights and princes and lords. Hmm?
Arya Stark: No. That's not me.
Maester Aemon: The Starks are always right eventually: Winter is coming. This one will be long and dark things will come with it.
Jaime Lannister (to Cersei): The boy won't talk. And if he does, I'll kill him. Him, Ned Stark, the king, the whole bloody lot of them, until you and I are the only people left in this world.
Eddard Stark (to Arya): I don't want to frighten you, but I won't lie to you either. We've come to a dangerous place. We cannot fight a war amongst ourselves.