Phoebe Buffay: I have 12 new songs about my mother's suicide and one about a snowman.
Chandler Bing: You might wanna open with the snowman.
(Later Phoebe's performance begins...)
Phoebe Buffay: I wanna start with a song that means a lot to me this time of year...
I made a man with eyes of coal
And a smile so bewitching
How was I supposed to know
That my mom was dead in the kitchen?
...
My mother's ashes
Even her eyelashes
Are resting in a little yellow jar
And sometimes when it's freezing
I feel a little sneezy...
