Friends Quotes

Richard’s friend: Is she really 20?

Richard Burke: I am not telling you guys anything.

Jack Geller: Come on, it’s my birthday. Let me live vicariously!

Ross Geller: Dad, you really don’t want to do that.

Jack Geller: What’s a little midlife crisis between friends?

Richard Burke: Jack… Would you let it go?

Jack Geller: I know what you’re going through. When I turned 50, I got the Porsche. You got your own little speedster.

Richard Burke: Seriously, it’s not like that.

Jack Geller: Tell you what. Maybe one of these weekends you can borrow the car and I could…

Ross Geller: Dad, I beg you not to finish that sentence!

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(Phoebe is “possesed” by the spirit of Rose Adelman and meets with her husband to know, if there was any unfinished bussiness of hers she could help with…)

Mr. Adelman: She used to say that before she died, she wanted to see everything.

Phoebe Buffay: Everything?

Mr. Adelman: Everything.

Phoebe Buffay: Whoa. That’s a lot of stuff.

Mr. Adelman: Oh, wait, I… I remember she also said she wanted to sleep with me one last time.

Phoebe Buffay: I’m sorry. There’s laughing in my head.

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(In the girls’ aparment…)

Phoebe Buffay: Let’s hear about the kiss. Was it like a soft brush against your lips… or was it like a, you know, “I gotta have you now” kind of thing?

Rachel Green: Well, at first it was really intense, you know? And then… Oh, God. And then we just sort of sunk into it.

Phoebe Buffay: Oh… So, okay, was he holding you? Or were his hands on your back?

Rachel Green: No, actually, ahem, first they started out on my waist… and then they slid up and then they were in my hair.

Monica Geller: Oh.

Phoebe Buffay: Oh.

(In the boys’ apartment…)

Ross Geller: And, uh… And then I kissed her.

Joey Tribbiani: Tongue?

Ross Geller: Yeah.

Joey Tribbiani: Cool.

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Quote from Friends 2x08 | (In the girls' aparment...) Phoebe Buffay: Let's hear about the kiss. Was it like a soft brush against your lips... or was it like a, you know, "I gotta have you now" kind of thing? Rachel Green: Well, at first it was really intense, you know? And then... Oh, God. And then we just sort of sunk into it. Phoebe Buffay: Oh... So, okay, was he holding you? Or were his hands on your back? Rachel Green: No, actually, ahem, first they started out on my waist... and then they slid up and then they were in my hair. Monica Geller: Oh. Phoebe Buffay: Oh. (In the boys' apartment...) Ross Geller: And, uh... And then I kissed her. Joey Tribbiani: Tongue? Ross Geller: Yeah. Joey Tribbiani: Cool.

Ross Geller: I’m with somebody else. I’m happy. This ship has sailed!

Rachel Green: You’re just gonna put away feelings or whatever it was you felt for me?

Ross Geller: I’ve been doing it since ninth grade. I’ve gotten pretty damn good at it.

Rachel Green: All right, fine. You go ahead and do that, Ross. I don’t need your stupid ship!

Ross Geller: Good.

(Ross leaves…)

Rachel Green: Good! And you know what? Now I got closure!

(Rachel locks the door behind him, Rachel is upset, Ross returns and Rachel is trying to unlock the door, but can’t…)

Ross Geller: Try the bottom one.

(She finally unlocks the door and they kiss)

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Quote from Friends 2x07 | Ross Geller: I'm with somebody else. I'm happy. This ship has sailed! Rachel Green: You're just gonna put away feelings or whatever it was you felt for me? Ross Geller: I've been doing it since ninth grade. I've gotten pretty damn good at it. Rachel Green: All right, fine. You go ahead and do that, Ross. I don't need your stupid ship! Ross Geller: Good. (Ross leaves...) Rachel Green: Good! And you know what? Now I got closure! (Rachel locks the door behind him, Rachel is upset, Ross returns and Rachel is trying to unlock the door, but can't...) Ross Geller: Try the bottom one. (She finally unlocks the door and they kiss)

Phoebe Buffay: I finally took your advice and asked him what was going on.

Joey Tribbiani: What did he say?

Phoebe Buffay: He said he understands how sex can be a very emotional thing for a woman. And he was just afraid that I was going to get all, you know: “Is he gonna call me the next day?” And “Where is this going?” and: (babbling bla bla….) So he said he wanted to hold off until he was prepared to be really serious.

Joey Tribbiani: Wow.

Phoebe Buffay: Yeah. So I said, “Okay. Relax, please.” You know? I mean, sex can be just about two people right there in the moment. If he wants to see me again, he can call. If not, that’s fine too. So after a lot of talking, heh… I convinced him. Heh!

Joey Tribbiani: Let me get this straight. He got you to beg to sleep with him. He got you to say he never has to call you again. And he got you thinking this is a great idea?

Phoebe Buffay: Uh-huh.

Joey Tribbiani: This man is my god.

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