Phoebe Buffay: There’s 500 extra dollars in my account! Chandler Bing: Oh, Satan’s minions at work again.
Phoebe Buffay: There’s 500 extra dollars in my account!
Chandler Bing: Oh, Satan’s minions at work again.
Joey Tribbiani: Great story! But, I uh, I gotta go, I got a date with Andrea–Angela–Andrea… Oh man… Chandler Bing: Angela’s the screamer, Andrea has cats. Joey Tribbiani: Right. Thanks. It’s June. I’m outta here.
Joey Tribbiani: Great story! But, I uh, I gotta go, I got a date with Andrea–Angela–Andrea… Oh man…
Chandler Bing: Angela’s the screamer, Andrea has cats.
Joey Tribbiani: Right. Thanks. It’s June. I’m outta here.
Joey Tribbiani: She got the furniture, the stereo, the good TV- what did you get? Ross Geller: You guys. Chandler Bing: Oh, God. Joey Tribbiani: You got screwed.
Joey Tribbiani: She got the furniture, the stereo, the good TV- what did you get?
Ross Geller: You guys.
Chandler Bing: Oh, God.
Joey Tribbiani: You got screwed.
Ross Geller: I’m supposed to attach a brackety thing to the side things, using a bunch of these little worm guys. I have no brackety thing, I see no whim guys whatsoever and- I cannot feel my legs.
Rachel Green (on the phone with her Dad): Well, maybe I don’t need your money. Wait!! Wait, I said maybe!!
Rachel Green: I just didn’t know where to go, and I know that you and I have kinda drifted apart, but you’re the only person I knew who lived here in the city. Monica Geller: Who wasn’t invited to the wedding. Rachel Green: Ooh, I was kinda hoping that wouldn’t be an issue…
Rachel Green: I just didn’t know where to go, and I know that you and I have kinda drifted apart, but you’re the only person I knew who lived here in the city.
Monica Geller: Who wasn’t invited to the wedding.
Rachel Green: Ooh, I was kinda hoping that wouldn’t be an issue…
Monica Geller (to Rachel): So you wanna tell us now, or are we waiting for four wet bridesmaids?
Ross Geller: I told mom and dad last night, they seemed to take it pretty well. Monica Geller: Oh really, so that hysterical phone call I got from a woman at sobbing 3:00 A.M., “I’ll never have grandchildren, I’ll never have grandchildren.” was what? A wrong number?
Ross Geller: I told mom and dad last night, they seemed to take it pretty well.
Monica Geller: Oh really, so that hysterical phone call I got from a woman at sobbing 3:00 A.M., “I’ll never have grandchildren, I’ll never have grandchildren.” was what? A wrong number?
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