Friends Quotes

Chandler Bing: Please tell me you know which one is our baby.

Joey Tribbiani: Well, that one has ducks on his T-shirt and this one has clowns. And Ben was definitely wearing ducks. Or clowns. Oh, oh wait! That one’s Ben! Remember he had that cute little mole by his mouth!

Chandler Bing: Yeah? Hey, Ben! Remember us? Okay, the mole came off.

Chandler Bing (on the phone): I’m doing research for a book and I was wondering what somebody might do if they left a baby on a city bus. Yes, I do realize that would be very stupid character.

Joey Tribbiani: Hi, here’s the deal: We lost a car seat on a bus today. It’s white plastic with a handle and it fits onto a stroller. Oh, and there was a baby in it. He wants to talk to you again.