Young Lady #1: Eloise, do you have any special talents with which you hope to impress the queen?
Eloise Bridgerton: Talents? No. Unless you consider a knack for saying the wrong thing at the wrong time. Like the time I tried to tell the French tutor he was nice, instead, called him "une chouette."
Young Lady #2: An owl! Oh no.
Cressida Cowper: Mr. Beaufort? He is rather furry.
Eloise Bridgerton: Unfortunately, owls have feathers, not fur, so even if I had wanted to insult the poor fellow, I'd have failed at that as well. Yes. Well, in truth, I cannot blame my teachers for my lack of talent. It is not their fault I am such a troublesome student.
Young Lady #3: I think we have found your talent.
Young Lady #4: Indeed. You are a most entertaining speaker. Do not stop.