I have stupid neck. Look it up. You can look up ‘stupid neck,’ and it’ll probably be a picture of my neck. Just do me a favor. Look it up, and you’ll realize that the WWE will never clear me to compete again.– Edge Full Quote & More Info | | 0
An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You should never see an Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order sign, just Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience.– Mitch Hedberg Full Quote & More Info | | 0
I’m not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I’m not dumb… and I also know that I’m not blonde.– Dolly Parton Full Quote & More Info | | 0
There’s actually a thing called Wikifeet that’s the Wikipedia of celebrity girls’ feet.– Nikki Glaser Full Quote & More Info | | 0
In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.– Douglas Adams Full Quote & More Info | | 0
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.– Unknown Full Quote & More Info | | 0
Laws are like sausages, it is better not to see them being made.– Otto von Bismarck Full Quote & More Info | | 0
I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it.– George Bernard Shaw Full Quote & More Info | | 0
All good things arrive unto them that wait – and don’t die in the meantime.– Mark Twain Full Quote & More Info | | 0
The quickest way for a parent to get a child’s attention is to sit down and look comfortable.– Lane Olinghouse Full Quote & More Info | | 0
If parenthood came with a GPS it would mostly just say… recalculating.– Unknown Full Quote & More Info | | 0
When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they’re finished, I climb out.– Erma Bombeck Full Quote & More Info | | 0
