I have great faith in fools; self-confidence my friends call it.– Edgar Allan Poe Full Quote & More Info | | 0
I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather… Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.– Will Shriner Full Quote & More Info | | 0
I am not afraid of death, I just don’t want to be there when it happens.– Woody Allen Full Quote & More Info | | 0
I’m super lazy today. It’s like normal lazy but I’m wearing a cape.– Unknown Full Quote & More Info | | 0
I’ve made it from the bed to the couch. There’s no stopping me now.– Unknown Full Quote & More Info | | 0
If I won the award for laziness, I would send somebody to pick it up for me.– Unknown Full Quote & More Info | | 0
Yesterday I did nothing and today I’m finishing what I did yesterday.– Unknown Full Quote & More Info | | 0
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people don’t think I’m dead.– Unknown Full Quote & More Info | | 0
I wonder… Do lazy people go to Heaven? Or do they send someone to pick them up?– Unknown Full Quote & More Info | | 0
Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.– Elbert Hubbard Full Quote & More Info | | 0
Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.– Groucho Marx Full Quote & More Info | | 0
I lost some weight, grew my hair and now every woman in America over 40 wants to date me. It’s their daughters I want to convince.– David Krumholtz Full Quote & More Info | | 0
