20+ Best 'Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them (2016)' Quotes

Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them (2016) Quotes

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The adventures of writer Newt Scamander in New York’s secret community of witches and wizards seventy years before Harry Potter reads his book in school. (IMDb) │ Produced by Warner Bros.

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Newt Scamander: I can’t think of anyone that I’d rather have investigating me.

Tina Goldstein: Try not to need investigating for a bit.

Newt Scamander: I will. A quiet life for me from now on. Back to the Ministry. Deliver my manuscript.

Newt Scamander (at Mr. Graves): Revelio.

Gellert Grindelwald: Do you think you can hold me?

Serephina Picquery: We’ll do our best, Mr. Grindelwald.

Percival Graves (to Credence): To survive so long with this inside you, Credence, is a miracle. You are a miracle. Come with me. Think of what we could achieve together.

Newt Scamander: Dougal, my Demiguise.

Tina Goldstein: Dougal?

Newt Scamander: Slight problem is that, um, he’s invisible.

Tina Goldstein: Invisible?

Newt Scamander: Yes. Most of the time. He does, um…

Tina Goldstein: How do you catch something…

Newt Scamander: With immense difficulty.

Percival Graves: You were thrown out of Hogwarts for endangering human life.

Newt Scamander: That was an accident.

Percival Graves: With a beast. Yet one of your teachers argued strongly against your expulsion. Now, what makes Albus Dumbledore so fond of you?

Newt Scamander: I really couldn’t say.

Newt Scamander: Don’t hurt those creatures. Nothing in there is dangerous. Please don’t hurt my creatures. They aren’t dangerous! Please! They’re not dangerous!

Newt Scamander: Put this on. (hands him a helmet)

Jacob Kowalski: But why would I have to wear something like this?

Newt Scamander: Because your skull is susceptible to breakage under immense force.


Newt Scamander: You fought in the war?

Jacob Kowalski: Of course I fought in the war. Everyone fought in the war. You didn’t fight in the war?

Newt Scamander: I worked mostly with dragons. Ukrainian Ironbellies. Eastern Front.

Jacob Kowalski: Well, I’m sure people like you, too, huh?

Newt Scamander: Not really, no. I annoy people.