Newt Scamander: You don't suffer from motion sickness, do you?
Jacob Kowalski: I don't do well on boats.
Newt Scamander: You'll be fine. (Newt takes Jacob's hand and touches the portkey)
Jacob Kowalski: Are you... Are you a ghost?
Nicolas Flamel: No, I'm alive. But I'm an alchemist and therefore immortal.
Jacob Kowalski: Oh.
Nicolas Flamel: Nicolas Flamel. (offers his hand to Jacob)
Jacob Kowalski: Jacob Kowalski. (Jacob squeezes his hand to shake it, but it cracks Flamel's fiddle bones)
Nicolas Flamel: Oh.
Jacob Kowalski: You don't look a day over 375.
Newt Scamander: Put this on. (hands him a helmet)
Jacob Kowalski: But why would I have to wear something like this?
Newt Scamander: Because your skull is susceptible to breakage under immense force.
Newt Scamander: You fought in the war?
Jacob Kowalski: Of course I fought in the war. Everyone fought in the war. You didn’t fight in the war?
Newt Scamander: I worked mostly with dragons. Ukrainian Ironbellies. Eastern Front.
Jacob Kowalski: Well, I’m sure people like you, too, huh?
Newt Scamander: Not really, no. I annoy people.
Jacob Kowalski: Newt. I don’t think I’m dreaming.
Newt Scamander: What gave it away?
Jacob Kowalski: I ain’t got the brains to make this up.