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Newt Scamander: You don't suffer from motion sickness, do you?

Jacob Kowalski: I don't do well on boats.

Newt Scamander: You'll be fine. (Newt takes Jacob's hand and touches the portkey)

Jacob Kowalski: Are you... Are you a ghost?

Nicolas Flamel: No, I'm alive. But I'm an alchemist and therefore immortal.

Jacob Kowalski: Oh.

Nicolas Flamel: Nicolas Flamel. (offers his hand to Jacob)

Jacob Kowalski: Jacob Kowalski. (Jacob squeezes his hand to shake it, but it cracks Flamel's fiddle bones)

Nicolas Flamel: Oh.

Jacob Kowalski: You don't look a day over 375.

Newt Scamander: Put this on. (hands him a helmet)

Jacob Kowalski: But why would I have to wear something like this?

Newt Scamander: Because your skull is susceptible to breakage under immense force.

Newt Scamander: You fought in the war?

Jacob Kowalski: Of course I fought in the war. Everyone fought in the war. You didn’t fight in the war?

Newt Scamander: I worked mostly with dragons. Ukrainian Ironbellies. Eastern Front.

Jacob Kowalski: Well, I’m sure people like you, too, huh?

Newt Scamander: Not really, no. I annoy people.

Jacob Kowalski (to himself): What did you do today, Jacob? I was inside a suitcase.

Jacob Kowalski: Newt. I don’t think I’m dreaming.

Newt Scamander: What gave it away?

Jacob Kowalski: I ain’t got the brains to make this up.

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