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Jacob Kowalski Quotes

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Newt Scamander: You don't suffer from motion sickness, do you?

Jacob Kowalski: I don't do well on boats.

Newt Scamander: You'll be fine. (Newt takes Jacob's hand and touches the portkey)

Jacob Kowalski: Are you... Are you a ghost?

Nicolas Flamel: No, I'm alive. But I'm an alchemist and therefore immortal.

Jacob Kowalski: Oh.

Nicolas Flamel: Nicolas Flamel. (offers his hand to Jacob)

Jacob Kowalski: Jacob Kowalski. (Jacob squeezes his hand to shake it, but it cracks Flamel's fiddle bones)

Nicolas Flamel: Oh.

Jacob Kowalski: You don't look a day over 375.

Newt Scamander: Put this on. (hands him a helmet)

Jacob Kowalski: But why would I have to wear something like this?

Newt Scamander: Because your skull is susceptible to breakage under immense force.

Newt Scamander: You fought in the war?

Jacob Kowalski: Of course I fought in the war. Everyone fought in the war. You didn’t fight in the war?

Newt Scamander: I worked mostly with dragons. Ukrainian Ironbellies. Eastern Front.

Jacob Kowalski: Well, I’m sure people like you, too, huh?

Newt Scamander: Not really, no. I annoy people.

Jacob Kowalski (to himself): What did you do today, Jacob? I was inside a suitcase.

Jacob Kowalski: Newt. I don’t think I’m dreaming.

Newt Scamander: What gave it away?

Jacob Kowalski: I ain’t got the brains to make this up.

Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them

The adventures of writer Newt Scamander in New York's secret community of witches and wizards seventy years before Harry Potter reads his book in school. (IMDb) │ Produced by Warner Bros.

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