Wednesday Addams Quotes

Enid Sinclair: What the hell did you do to my room?

Wednesday Addams: Dividing our room equally. It looks like a rainbow vomited on your side.

Wednesday Addams: I find social media to be a soul-sucking void of meaningless affirmation.

Ajax Petropolus: Yo, Enid! You're not gonna believe the dirt I heard about your new roommate. She eats human flesh. Chowed down on that kid she murdered. You better watch your back.

(Enid stands aside revealing Wednesday standing behind her...)

Wednesday Addams: Quite the contrary. I actually fillet the bodies of my victims, then feed them to my menagerie of pets.

(Enid is giving Wednesday a tour of the school...)

Enid Sinclair: Welcome to the quad.

Wednesday Addams: It's a pentagon.

Enid Sinclair: Rumor's been swirling around that you killed a kid at your old school, and your parents pulled strings to get you off.

Wednesday Addams: Actually, it was two kids, but who's counting?

Wednesday Addams (about her parents): It's all a part of their nefarious, yet completely obvious plan.

Enid Sinclair: What plan?

Wednesday Addams: To turn me into a version of themselves.

Larissa Weems: I've assigned you to your mother's old dorm. Ophelia Hall.

Wednesday Addams (to her mom): Refresh my memory. Ophelia's the one who kills herself after being driven mad by her family, correct?

Larissa Weems: You've certainly had a very interesting educational journey. Eight schools in five years.

Wednesday Addams: They haven't built one strong enough to hold me. I bet this place won't be any different.

Larissa Weems: Did your mother tell you we were roommates back in the day?

Wednesday Addams: And you graduated with your sanity intact? Impressive.

Wednesday Addams: The only person who gets to torture my brother is me.