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Quote from Game of Thrones 3x07 - Tyrion Lannister: I don't pay you to put evil notions in my head. The ones already there don't need company. Bronn: You pay me to kill people who bother you. Evil notions come free.

Quote from Game of Thrones 3x03 - Bronn: These ladies enjoyed him so much, they gave him the time for free? Tyrion Lannister: Is that what you're telling us? Sit down, Podrick. We're going to need details. Copious details.

Tyrion Lannister: Oh, it was a gift, Podrick. This is more than I give you in a year.

Bronn: He's a squire. You don't pay him.

Tyrion Lannister: Oh, then it's much more than I give you in a year.

Tyrion Lannister: Any advice for me on my new position?

Petyr Baelish: Keep a low profile.

Tyrion Lannister: If I had a gold dragon for every time I heard that joke, I'd be richer than you are.

Petyr Baelish: Well, you are richer than I am.

Tyrion Lannister: Good point.

Quote from Game of Thrones 3x01 - Tyrion Lannister: Do you grow bored protecting me? Bronn: I grow poor protecting you.

Quote from Game of Thrones 3x01 - Cersei Lannister: You're a clever man, but you're not half as clever as you think you are. Tyrion Lannister: Still makes me more clever than you.

Tyrion Lannister (to Shae): I do belong here. These bad people are what I'm good at. Outtalking them, outthinking them. It's what I am. And I like it. I like it more than anything I've ever done.

Tyrion Lannister (speech to soldiers): Don't fight for your king and don't fight for his kingdoms. Don't fight for honor. Don't fight for glory. Don't fight for riches, because you won't get any. This is your city Stannis means to sack. That's your gate he's ramming. If he gets in, it will be your houses he burns, your gold he steals, your women he will rape. Those are brave men knocking at our door. Let's go kill them.

Tyrion Lannister: You can't f*ck your way out of everything.

Shae: I have so far.

Quote from Game of Thrones 2x08 - Tyrion Lannister: The Lord of Light wants his enemies burned, the drowned God wants them drowned. Why are all the Gods such vicious cunts? Where is the God of tits and wine?

Tyrion Lannister: When I reached manhood, my father put me in charge of all the drains and cisterns in Casterly Rock.

Varys: A most highborn plumber.

Tyrion Lannister (to Cersei): I will hurt you for this. A day will come when you think you're safe and happy and your joy will turn to ashes in your mouth. And you will know the debt is paid.

Tyrion Lannister (to Cersei about Joffrey): It's hard to put a leash on a dog once you've put a crown on its head.

Tyrion Lannister: Oh, you blind, bloody fool. We've had vicious kings and we've had idiot kings, but I don't know if we've ever been cursed with a vicious idiot for a king. They threw a cow pie at you, so you decided to kill them all? They're starving, you fool. All because of a war you started.

Joffrey Baratheon: You're talking to a king!

Tyrion Lannister: (slaps Joffrey) And now I've struck a king. Did my hand fall from my wrist?

Tyrion Lannister: I remember reading an old sailor's proverb... "Piss on wildfire and your c*ck burns off."
Alchemist Hallyne: Oh, I have not conducted this experiment. It could well be true.

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