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Varys: You made a pact with fanatics.

Tyrion Lannister: I did and it worked.

Varys: If you shaved your beard with a straight razor, you'd say the razor worked. That doesn't mean it won't cut your throat.

Tyrion Lannister: Spoken like a man who has never had to shave.

Tyrion Lannister: My own recent experience with slavery has taught me the horrors of that institution.

Missandei: How many days were you a slave?

Tyrion Lannister: Long enough to know.

Missandei: Not long enough to understand.

Tyrion Lannister: A wise man once said the true history of the world is the history of great conversations in elegant rooms.

Missandei: Who said this?

Tyrion Lannister: Me. Just now.

Quote from Game of Thrones 6x02 - Tyrion Lannister: When I was a child, an uncle asked what gift I wanted for my name day. I begged him for one of you. "It wouldn't even have to be a big dragon," I told him. "It could be little like me." Everyone laughed like it was the funniest thing they had ever heard. Then my father told me the last dragon had died a century ago. I cried myself to sleep that night. But here you are. (Tyrion removes the chains from the dragons and is leaving, at the way out he speaks to Varys:) Next time I have an idea like that, punch me in the face.

Quote from Game of Thrones 6x02 - Tyrion Lannister: That's what I do. I drink and I know things.

Tyrion Lannister: If I lost my c*ck, I'd drink all the time. Meaning no offense. He makes dwarf jokes, I make eunuch jokes.

Varys: I do not make dwarf jokes.

Tyrion Lannister: You think them.

Quote from Game of Thrones 6x01 - Tyrion Lannister: For your baby. To eat. To eat. (trying to give money to a woman with a baby) Varys: She thinks you want to eat her baby. (to the woman): His Valyrian is terrible. He only wants to give you money, so your baby can eat.

Tyrion Lannister: We'll be fine. We're dressed like common merchants.

Varys: You walk like a rich person.

Tyrion Lannister: You've spent a lot of time studying the way rich people walk?

Varys: You walk as though the paving stones were your personal property. I used to steal from people like you when I was a boy.

Quote from Game of Thrones 5x10 - Tyrion Lannister: Apologies. My Valyrian is a bit nostril. Missandei: A bit rusty. Tyrion Lannister: Rusty... Thank you. (All in Valyrian except for "Thank you")

Tyrion Lannister (to Daario and Jorah): You love her, don't you? How could you not? Of course it's hopeless for the both of you. A sellsword from the fighting pits, a disgraced knight. Neither one of you is fit consort for a queen. But we always want the wrong woman.

Daario Naharis (to Jorah): Does he always talk so much?

Tyrion Lannister: In my experience, eloquent men are right every bit as often as imbeciles.

Tyrion Lannister: There's always been more than enough death in the world for my taste. I can do without it in my leisure time.

Hizdahr zo Loraq: Fair enough. Yet it's an unpleasant question, but what great thing has ever been accomplished without killing or cruelty?

Tyrion Lannister: It's easy to confuse what is with what ought to be, especially when what is has worked out in your favor.

Hizdahr zo Loraq: I'm not talking about myself. I'm talking about the necessary conditions for greatness.

Daenerys Targaryen: That is greatness?

Hizdahr zo Loraq: That is a vital part of the great city of Meereen, which existed long before you or I and will remain standing long after we have returned to the dirt.

Tyrion Lannister: My father would have liked you.

Quote from Game of Thrones 5x08 - Daenerys Targaryen: Lannister, Targaryen, Baratheon, Stark, Tyrell. They're all just spokes on a wheel. This one's on top, then that one's on top. And on and on it spins, crushing those on the ground. Tyrion Lannister: It's a beautiful dream, stopping the wheel. You're not the first person who's ever dreamt it. Daenerys Targaryen: I'm not going to stop the wheel. I'm going to break the wheel.

Tyrion Lannister (to Daenerys): I had given up on life until Varys convinced me you might be worth living for. If you chop off my head, well, my final days were interesting.

Daenerys Targaryen: I know what my father was. What he did. I know the Mad King earned his name.

Tyrion Lannister: So, here we sit. Two terrible children of two terrible fathers.

Daenerys Targaryen: I'm terrible?

Tyrion Lannister: I've heard stories.

Daenerys Targaryen: Why did you travel to the far side of the world to meet someone terrible?

Tyrion Lannister: To see if you were the right kind of terrible.

Daenerys Targaryen: Which kind is that?

Tyrion Lannister: The kind that prevents your people from being even more so.

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