Tyrion Lannister Quotes

Tyrion Lannister (to Jon): I came down here to brood over my failure to predict the Greyjoy attack. You're making it difficult. You look a lot better brooding than I do. You make me feel like I'm failing at brooding over failing.

Tyrion Lannister (to Daenerys): Conquering Westeros would be easy for you. But you're not here to be queen of the ashes.

Tyrion Lannister (to Daenerys): You have your armies, you have your ships, you have your dragons. Everything you've ever wanted since you were old enough to want anything, it's all yours for the taking. Are you afraid? (she nods) Good. You're in the great game now. And the great game's terrifying. The only people who aren't afraid of failure are madmen like your father.

Tyrion Lannister: Three lords walk into a tavern... a Stark, a Martell, and a Lannister. They order ale, but when the barkeep brings them over, each of them finds a fly in his cup. The Lannister, outraged, shoves the cup aside and demands another. The Martell plucks the fly out and swallows it whole. The Stark reaches into his cup, pulls out the fly and shouts, "Spit it out, you wee sh*t. Spit it out." (Missandei and Grey Worm are not laughing) It's funnier in Westeros.

Tyrion Lannister: One day, after our queen has taken the Seven Kingdoms... I'd like to have my own vineyard. Make my own wine. The Imp's Delight. Only my close friends could drink it.