Tyrion Lannister (to Cersei): You love your family, and I have destroyed it. I will always be a threat. So put an end to me... If it weren't for me, you'd have a mother. If it weren't for me, you'd have a father. If it weren't for me, you'd have two beautiful children. I've thought about killing you more times than I can count. Do it! Say the word.
Tyrion Lannister: You spoke with her?
Jaime Lannister: At her until she kicked me out. She thinks I was an idiot to trust you. A lot of people seem to think that, actually.
Tyrion Lannister: I'm about to step into a room with the most murderous woman in the world who's already tried to kill me twice, that I know of. Who's an idiot?
Jaime Lannister: I suppose we should say goodbye, one idiot to another.
Tyrion Lannister: We are a group of people who do not like one another, as this recent demonstration has shown. We have suffered at each other's hands. We have lost people we love at each other's hands. If all we wanted was more of the same, there would be no need for this gathering. We are entirely capable of waging war against each other without meeting face-to-face.
Cersei Lannister: So instead, we should settle our differences and live together in harmony for the rest of our days?
Tyrion Lannister: We all know that will never happen.
Cersei Lannister: Then why are we here?
Jon Snow: This isn't about living in harmony. It's just about living.
Tyrion Lannister: I think we ought to begin with larger concerns.
Euron Greyjoy: Then why are you talking? You're the smallest concern here.
Tyrion Lannister: Do you remember when we discussed dwarf jokes?
Theon Greyjoy: His wasn't even good.
Tyrion Lannister: He explained it at the end. Never explain. It always ruins it.
Tyrion Lannister: A pleasant surprise in an unpleasant situation.
Podrick Payne: I never thought I'd see you again, my lord.
Tyrion Lannister: Supporting the enemy, no less.
Podrick Payne: Hard to blame you.
Tyrion Lannister: Cersei will anyway.
Podrick Payne: I'm glad you're alive.
Bronn (to Podrick): Come on! You can suck his magic c*ck later.
Tyrion Lannister: You can't win the throne if you're dead. You can't break the wheel if you're dead.
Daenerys Targaryen: So, what would you have me do?
Tyrion Lannister: Nothing. Sometimes nothing is the hardest thing to do. If you die, we're all lost. Everyone, everything.
Daenerys Targaryen: You told me to do nothing before and I listened to you. I'm not doing nothing again.
Tyrion Lannister: You say you can't have children, but there are other ways of choosing a successor. The Night's Watch has one method. The ironborn, for all their many flaws, have another.
Daenerys Targaryen: We will discuss the succession after I wear the crown.
Tyrion Lannister: Your Grace, I saw hundreds of arrows fly towards you when you fought on the Blackwater Rush, and I saw hundreds of arrows miss. But any one of them could have found your heart and ended your...
Daenerys Targaryen: You've been thinking about my death quite a bit, haven't you? Is this one of the items you discussed with your brother in King's Landing?
Tyrion Lannister: I'm trying to serve you by planning for the long term.
Daenerys Targaryen: Perhaps if you planned for the short term, we wouldn't have lost Dorne and Highgarden. We will discuss the succession after I wear the crown.
Tyrion Lannister: It's interesting, these heroes you name. Drogo, Jorah, Daario, even this... Jon Snow. They all fell in love with you.
Daenerys Targaryen: Jon Snow's not in love with me.
Tyrion Lannister: Oh, my mistake. I suppose he stares at you longingly because he's hopeful for a successful military alliance.
Daenerys Targaryen: He's too little for me. I didn't mean... As heroes go, he is quite little.
Daenerys Targaryen: Do you know what I like about you?
Tyrion Lannister: I honestly don't.
Daenerys Targaryen: You're not a hero.
Tyrion Lannister: Oh. Well, I've been heroic on occasion. I once charged through the Mud Gate of King's Landing and...
Daenerys Targaryen: I don't want you to be a hero. Heroes do stupid things and they die.
Tyrion Lannister: Interesting thing about my father... he built our house up from near ruin. He built our army, he built Casterly Rock as we know it, but he didn't build the sewers. That was beneath him, so he gave the job to the lowest person he could find... me. He was right, I was low. The company I kept, low. Women, mostly. They weren't welcome at the Rock. Father disapproved of that sort of behavior. Couldn't walk them through the front gates, I couldn't have them in my chambers, so in the process of building the sewers, I threw in something for myself. It was a passage that began in an out of the way cove by the sea and ended beneath one of the main guard towers.