Tony Stark (Iron Man) Quotes

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Pepper Potts: Phil! Come in.

Tony Stark: "Phil"? His first name is "Agent."

J.A.R.V.I.S.: Sir, the telephone. I'm afraid my protocols are being overridden.

Phil Coulson: Mr Stark, we need to talk.

Tony Stark: You have reached the life model decoy of Tony Stark. Please leave a message.

Phil Coulson: This is urgent.

Tony Stark: Then leave it urgently.

Stephen Strange: I went forward in time, to view alternate futures... To see all the possible outcomes of the coming conflict.

Peter Quill: How many did you see?

Stephen Strange: 14,000,605.

Tony Stark: How many did we win?

Stephen Strange: One.

Peter Quill: I like your plan, except it sucks, so let me do the plan, and that way, it might be really good.

Drax: Tell him about the dance-off to save the Universe.

Tony Stark: What dance-off?

Peter Quill: It's not a, it's not a...

Peter Parker: Like in Footloose? The movie?

Peter Quill: Exactly like Footloose! Is it still the greatest movie in history?

Peter Parker: It never was.

Peter Parker (to Tony and Strange): Let me just say, if aliens wind up implanting eggs in my chest or something, and I eat one of you, I'm sorry.

Tony Stark: I don't want another single, pop-culture reference outta you for the rest of the trip. Understand?

Tony Stark (to Strange): We're now in a flying donut, billions of miles from Earth, with no back-up.

Peter Parker: I'm back-up!

Tony Stark: No. You're a stowaway. The adults are talking.

Tony Stark: Who just saved your magical ass? Me.

Stephen Strange: I seriously don't know how you fit your head into that helmet.

Tony Stark: Don't pretend you thought this through.

Peter Parker: I did think this through. You can't be a friendly neighborhood Spider-Man if there's no neighborhood. Okay, that didn't make sense but you know what I'm trying to say.

Tony Stark: Say, Doc, you wouldn't happen to be moving your hair, would you?

Stephen Strange: Not at the moment, no.

Tony Stark: Two weeks ago, Vision turned off his transponder. He's offline.

Bruce Banner: What? Tony, you lost another superbot?

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