Simon Lewis Quotes

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Simon Lewis: Was it, you know… Weird?

Clary Fray: Yeah. In the best way possible.

Simon Lewis: And all I wanted to do tonight was prove to myself that I’m not…

Maia Roberts: In love with your best friend?

Simon Lewis: Not where I thought this was going.

Maia Roberts: But it’s the truth, right? You’re in love with Clary.

Simon Lewis: How do you know?

Maia Roberts: I have superior instincts for these sort of things, and… I also have ears of a wolf. I hear everything.

Simon Lewis: Okay, so what am I supposed to do? Like… (makes an impression)

Jace Wayland: What is that?

Simon Lewis: It’s me being you. Dark. Mysterious.

Jace Wayland: It looks like you’re low on fiber.

Simon Lewis: Okay, I’ll try again. Um… (makes another impression)

Jace Wayland: Perfect.

Simon Lewis: Mmm-hmm.

Jace Wayland: If you’re a serial killer.

Simon Lewis: Bloody Mary?

Maia Roberts: Minus the Mary. Eternally underaged, remember?

Simon Lewis: Yes. Forever in need of a fake ID.

Isabelle Lightwood: You staying out of trouble?

Simon Lewis: Well, I haven’t been kidnapped in a while, so…

Isabelle Lightwood: Quite an accomplishment.

Clary Fray: So, you guys are hanging out? (Simon and Maia)

Simon Lewis: Yeah, I mean… That’s okay, right?

Clary Fray (jokingly): No, that’s unacceptable. I am your only friend. It’s in the bylaws. Come on.

Simon Lewis: I was holed up at home with… with nothing to feed on. No food. And we’ve been having, like, a… a rodent problem lately.

Maia Roberts: You didn’t.

Simon Lewis: Oh, yeah. I did. My mom walked in on me just sucking the blood out of a rat.

Maia Roberts: That’s so vile.

Simon Lewis: Munching down.

Maia Roberts: Yuck, but it could be worse. You could’ve been sucking on a rat naked.

Simon Lewis: You know, and just when I thought I was starting to get the hang of… it, I sank to the all… all-time low.

Maia Roberts: What happened? Oh, now you’re quiet?

Maia Roberts: Best friends, huh?

Simon Lewis: Mmm-hmm.

Maia Roberts: There some other guy she’s into?

Simon Lewis: Here. I’ll drive.

Maia Roberts: One condition.

Simon Lewis: Yeah.

Maia Roberts: We keep the talking to a minimum. Yeah?

Simon Lewis: I… I wanna move back home, Mom. I’m really bad at laundry.

Elaine Lewis: Oh, thank God you know that about yourself. Honey, this shirt smells like death.

Clary Fray: When you died, I was… Wrecked. Devastated.

Simon Lewis: You were?

Clary Fray: Of course. Simon, I… I couldn’t think of life without you.

Simon Lewis: I always thought you were like the Energizer Bunny of warlocks.

Magnus Bane: Most of the time I am. But in my moments of weakness, I have my rock just as you have yours.

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