Simon Lewis: Was it, you know… Weird? Clary Fray: Yeah. In the best way possible.
Simon Lewis: Was it, you know… Weird?
Clary Fray: Yeah. In the best way possible.
Simon Lewis: And all I wanted to do tonight was prove to myself that I’m not… Maia Roberts: In love with your best friend? Simon Lewis: Not where I thought this was going. Maia Roberts: But it’s the truth, right? You’re in love with Clary. Simon Lewis: How do you know? Maia Roberts: I have superior instincts for these sort of things, and… I also have ears of a wolf. I hear everything.
Simon Lewis: And all I wanted to do tonight was prove to myself that I’m not…
Maia Roberts: In love with your best friend?
Simon Lewis: Not where I thought this was going.
Maia Roberts: But it’s the truth, right? You’re in love with Clary.
Simon Lewis: How do you know?
Maia Roberts: I have superior instincts for these sort of things, and… I also have ears of a wolf. I hear everything.
Simon Lewis: Okay, so what am I supposed to do? Like… (makes an impression) Jace Wayland: What is that? Simon Lewis: It’s me being you. Dark. Mysterious. Jace Wayland: It looks like you’re low on fiber. Simon Lewis: Okay, I’ll try again. Um… (makes another impression) Jace Wayland: Perfect. Simon Lewis: Mmm-hmm. Jace Wayland: If you’re a serial killer.
Simon Lewis: Okay, so what am I supposed to do? Like… (makes an impression)
Jace Wayland: What is that?
Simon Lewis: It’s me being you. Dark. Mysterious.
Jace Wayland: It looks like you’re low on fiber.
Simon Lewis: Okay, I’ll try again. Um… (makes another impression)
Jace Wayland: Perfect.
Simon Lewis: Mmm-hmm.
Jace Wayland: If you’re a serial killer.
Simon Lewis: Bloody Mary? Maia Roberts: Minus the Mary. Eternally underaged, remember? Simon Lewis: Yes. Forever in need of a fake ID.
Simon Lewis: Bloody Mary?
Maia Roberts: Minus the Mary. Eternally underaged, remember?
Simon Lewis: Yes. Forever in need of a fake ID.
Isabelle Lightwood: You staying out of trouble? Simon Lewis: Well, I haven’t been kidnapped in a while, so… Isabelle Lightwood: Quite an accomplishment.
Isabelle Lightwood: You staying out of trouble?
Simon Lewis: Well, I haven’t been kidnapped in a while, so…
Isabelle Lightwood: Quite an accomplishment.
Clary Fray: So, you guys are hanging out? (Simon and Maia) Simon Lewis: Yeah, I mean… That’s okay, right? Clary Fray (jokingly): No, that’s unacceptable. I am your only friend. It’s in the bylaws. Come on.
Clary Fray: So, you guys are hanging out? (Simon and Maia)
Simon Lewis: Yeah, I mean… That’s okay, right?
Clary Fray (jokingly): No, that’s unacceptable. I am your only friend. It’s in the bylaws. Come on.
Simon Lewis: I was holed up at home with… with nothing to feed on. No food. And we’ve been having, like, a… a rodent problem lately. Maia Roberts: You didn’t. Simon Lewis: Oh, yeah. I did. My mom walked in on me just sucking the blood out of a rat. Maia Roberts: That’s so vile. Simon Lewis: Munching down. Maia Roberts: Yuck, but it could be worse. You could’ve been sucking on a rat naked.
Simon Lewis: I was holed up at home with… with nothing to feed on. No food. And we’ve been having, like, a… a rodent problem lately.
Maia Roberts: You didn’t.
Simon Lewis: Oh, yeah. I did. My mom walked in on me just sucking the blood out of a rat.
Maia Roberts: That’s so vile.
Simon Lewis: Munching down.
Maia Roberts: Yuck, but it could be worse. You could’ve been sucking on a rat naked.
Simon Lewis: You know, and just when I thought I was starting to get the hang of… it, I sank to the all… all-time low. Maia Roberts: What happened? Oh, now you’re quiet?
Simon Lewis: You know, and just when I thought I was starting to get the hang of… it, I sank to the all… all-time low.
Maia Roberts: What happened? Oh, now you’re quiet?
Maia Roberts: Best friends, huh? Simon Lewis: Mmm-hmm. Maia Roberts: There some other guy she’s into?
Maia Roberts: Best friends, huh?
Maia Roberts: There some other guy she’s into?
Simon Lewis: Here. I’ll drive. Maia Roberts: One condition. Simon Lewis: Yeah. Maia Roberts: We keep the talking to a minimum. Yeah?
Simon Lewis: Here. I’ll drive.
Maia Roberts: One condition.
Simon Lewis: Yeah.
Maia Roberts: We keep the talking to a minimum. Yeah?
Simon Lewis: I… I wanna move back home, Mom. I’m really bad at laundry. Elaine Lewis: Oh, thank God you know that about yourself. Honey, this shirt smells like death.
Simon Lewis: I… I wanna move back home, Mom. I’m really bad at laundry.
Elaine Lewis: Oh, thank God you know that about yourself. Honey, this shirt smells like death.
Clary Fray: When you died, I was… Wrecked. Devastated. Simon Lewis: You were? Clary Fray: Of course. Simon, I… I couldn’t think of life without you.
Clary Fray: When you died, I was… Wrecked. Devastated.
Simon Lewis: You were?
Clary Fray: Of course. Simon, I… I couldn’t think of life without you.
Simon Lewis: I always thought you were like the Energizer Bunny of warlocks. Magnus Bane: Most of the time I am. But in my moments of weakness, I have my rock just as you have yours.
Simon Lewis: I always thought you were like the Energizer Bunny of warlocks.
Magnus Bane: Most of the time I am. But in my moments of weakness, I have my rock just as you have yours.
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