Jace Herondale: You'll be the first mundane who has ever been inside the Institute.
Simon Lewis: Probably the smell keeps the rest of them away.
Clary Fairchild (to Jace): Ignore him. He always says exactly what comes into his head. No filters.
Simon Lewis: Filters are for cigarettes and coffee. Two things I could use right now, incidentally.
Clary Fairchild: He's a Shadowhunter.
Jace Herondale: A demon hunter. I kill demons. It's not that complicated, really.
Simon Lewis (to Clary): For real?
Clary Fairchild: For real.
Simon Lewis: And there are vampires, too? Werewolves, warlocks, all that stuff?
Clary Fairchild: So I hear.
Simon Lewis (to Jace): And you kill them, too?
Jace Herondale: Only when they've been naughty.
Simon Lewis: That is so awesome.
Jace Herondale: Awesome?
Simon Lewis: Totally. It's like Dungeons and Dragons, but real.
Clary Fairchild: You're my best friend. I wasn't mad at you.
Simon Lewis: Yeah, well, you clearly also couldn't be bothered to call me and tell me you were shacking up with some dyed-blond wannabe goth you probably met at Pandemonium. After I spent the past three days wondering if you were dead.
Clary Fairchild (turning red): I was not shacking up.
Jace Herondale: And my hair is naturally blond. Just for the record.
(Clary is trying to convince Simon to ask a girl out...)
Simon Lewis: I don't want to ask her out because it wouldn't really be fair to her if I did...
Clary Fairchild: Why not?
Simon Lewis: Because I like someone else.
Clary Fairchild: Okay. You're not gay, are you?
Simon Lewis: If I were, I would dress better.
Maia Roberts: What about you? How's your book coming along?
Simon Lewis: Ooh! I finally came up with a title. Unseen World: The Divine Implements by Ezekiel J. Russo.
Maia Roberts: Ooh! Nice pen name.
Simon Lewis: I wish I could use my name, though. Clary would be really excited to see that the graphic novel we started working on so long ago was finally finished.
Izzy Lightwood: How is life as a mundane?
Raphael Santiago: It's amazing. I'm finally able to pursue a calling I've had since I was a kid.
Simon Lewis: Celebrity tamale chef. Men's tailor?
Raphael Santiago: Yeah, no. I joined the seminary.
Izzy Lightwood: You're gonna be a priest?
Raphael Santiago: One day. But I have to get back in touch with my God first.
Clary Fairchild: Edom is definitely not the Brooklyn Academy of Art.
Simon Lewis: Given the chance, would you go back?
Clary Fairchild: To school? I wouldn't trade the Shadow World for anything. Before, I always felt like there was something missing. And then I met Jace outside Pandemonium and my life finally made sense. Besides, if none of this would have happened, you would have never met Izzy. Look, for me, becoming a Shadowhunter, it's who I was always meant to be.
Helen Blackthorn: Here. Give this to your friend. It's not Glorious, but it's the next best thing. Use it for something good. I hope it's enough to save her.
Simon Lewis: It has to be. Thank you. I don't even know your name.
Helen Blackthorn: I'm Helen. Helen Blackthorn.
Simon Lewis: Thank you, Helen. We owe you one.