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Amy Farrah Fowler: You didn't invite your brother to your own wedding?

Sheldon Cooper: He tormented me my whole childhood. I don't think I should reward that type of behavior with a slice of wedding cake in the shape of the Millennium Falcon.

Amy Farrah Fowler: Try again.

Sheldon Cooper: A slice of wedding cake in the shape of a cake.

Howard Wolowitz: Higgs had to wait almost 50 years before they built a collider big enough to prove his theory.

Sheldon Cooper: 50 years? But I want to play with it now.

Rajesh Koothrappali: You just have to wait for science to catch up or technology to get cheaper. Think about, uh, DVD players... they used to cost, like, a thousand dollars, but just the other day I used one to smash a bug.

(Penny and Amy are going through wedding magazines)

Amy Farrah Fowler: It's just so hard to tell what will look good on me.

Penny Hofstadter: No. This is just to give you ideas. You know, do-do you want something simple and elegant? I mean, do you want a train?

Sheldon Cooper: Ooh, we're talking about trains.

Amy Farrah Fowler: Not the kind of trains you like.

Sheldon Cooper: Oh, I like all kinds of trains... steam, diesel, coal, elevated, bullet. I defy you to name a train that I don't like.

Penny Hofstadter: The kind on the back of a wedding dress?

Sheldon Cooper: I did not see that coming. Good job.

Leonard Hofstadter: What-what are you doing?

Sheldon Cooper: The light is red so I came to a stop.

Leonard Hofstadter: You're in a stolen cop car with a dead hooker in the trunk. You don't have to obey traffic laws.

Sheldon Cooper: I know I don't have to. The fun is choosing to.

Robert Wolcott: Well, let me show you around. This is the chair where I do most of my thinking, my thinking about work. Now, my thinking about people who have WRONGED me, I do over there.

Sheldon Cooper: I've always said that I should get a grudge chair. Leonard, have I not always said that?

Leonard Hofstadter: Mm, you have... but you were worried you'd spend too much time in it.

Sheldon Cooper: Yeah. That was a real concern.

Robert Wolcott: Dr. Cooper, if you can promise me these men share your intellect and academic rigor, yeah, I suppose they can join us.

Sheldon Cooper (to the guys): You guys might need to wait in the car.

Sheldon Cooper: I suppose it is time I passed this on to Leonard.

Penny Hofstadter: Thank you.

Leonard Hofstadter: Yeah, thanks. I-I know that's hard for you.

Sheldon Cooper: Well, it was. But you know what? Instead of being in charge, I can now be the vocal opposition, criticizing and badgering the president at every turn.

Amy Farrah Fowler: I think you'll be really good at that.

Sheldon Cooper: Me, too.

Leonard Hofstadter: I think I've made a huge mistake.

Penny Hofstadter: Me, too.

Amy Farrah Fowler: Sheldon, it's the American way, the peaceful transfer of power.

Sheldon Cooper: I don't know.

Leonard Hofstadter: Think about Ant-Man.

Sheldon Cooper: I'm always thinking about Ant-Man.

Leonard Hofstadter: Michael Douglas had the suit and then he passed it on to Paul Rudd.

Sheldon Cooper: Maybe you're right.

Amy Farrah Fowler: Really? The Ant-Man thing? That's what won you over?

Sheldon Cooper: Yes. He got the details right. That's how you use a superhero.

Amy Farrah Fowler: I vote for Leonard!

Sheldon Cooper: You... What?

Amy Farrah Fowler: I'm sorry, Sheldon. With minimal power comes minimal responsibility, and you couldn't handle it.

Sheldon Cooper: Don't you misquote Spider-Man to me.

Leonard Hofstadter: You're my best friend. I want you to have the wedding of your dreams.

Sheldon Cooper: On Mars?

Leonard Hofstadter: Okay, I want Amy to have the wedding of her dreams.

Quote from The Big Bang Theory 11x17 - Sheldon Cooper: I said some pretty unprofessional things about his work. I may have even used the “S” word. Amy Farrah Fowler: Subpar? Sheldon Cooper: I'm not proud of it, Amy, but I have a temper.

Sheldon Cooper: Look at my Netflix queue. There's two documentaries and the movie Friends with Benefits, which I thought was a documentary about employer health care plans.

Quote from The Big Bang Theory 11x15 - Sheldon Cooper: I'm going to write mean comments about Wil's show online. Amy Farrah Fowler: Well, you can't criticize something you haven't seen. Sheldon Cooper: I'm sorry, are you familiar with the Internet?

Sheldon Cooper: I'm trying this new technique where I imagine how I would feel in someone else's position.

Amy Farrah Fowler: Y-You mean empathy?

Sheldon Cooper: Oh, I thought I came up with it.

Amy Farrah Fowler: Well, regardless, I-I appreciate the effort.

Sheldon Cooper: Thank you. It's really hard.

Sheldon Cooper: I also have a pretty cute picture to share.

Howard Wolowitz: What is that?

Sheldon Cooper: An equation. Isn't it perfect? Sometimes I just stare at it, and I think "I can't believe that came out of me."

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