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Rhomann Dey: Your criminal records have also been expunged. However, I have to warn you against breaking any laws in the future.

Rocket: Question. What if I see something that I want to take, and it belongs to someone else?

Rhomann Dey: You will be arrested.

Rocket: But what if I want it more than the person who has it?

Rhomann Dey: It's still illegal.

Rocket: That doesn't follow. No, I want it more, sir. Do you understand? What are you laughing at? Why? I can't have a discussion with this gentleman?

Drax: What if someone does something irksome and I decide to remove his spine?

Rhomann Dey: That's... That's actually murder. It's one of the worst crimes of all. So... also illegal.

Drax: Hm.

(Groot makes a barrier from himself around the Guardians)

Rocket: No, Groot! You can't. You'll die. Why are you doing this? Why?

Groot: We are Groot.

Rocket: There's one more thing we need to complete the plan. That guy's eye.

Peter Quill: No! No, we don't. No, we don't need that guy's eye.

Rocket: No, seriously, I need it! It's important to me.

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Rocket: Quill, stopping Ronan, it's impossible. You're asking us to die.

Peter Quill: Yeah, I guess I am.

Gamora: Quill. I have lived most my life surrounded by my enemies. I will be grateful to die among my friends.

Drax: You are an honorable man, Quill. I will fight beside you. And in the end, I will see my wife and daughter again.

Groot: I am Groot.

Rocket: Oh, what the hell. I don't got that long a lifespan, anyway.

Rocket: Come on, Groot. Ronan has the Stone. The only chance we got is to get to the other side of the universe as fast as we can and maybe, just maybe, we'll be able to live full lives before that whack-job ever gets there.

Groot: I am Groot.

Rocket: Save them? How?

Groot: I am Groot.

Rocket: I know they're the only friends that we ever had, but there's an army of Ravagers around them. And there's only two of us!

Drax: Three.

(Rocket is frustrated and starts kicking around...)

Rocket: Arg! You're making me beat... up grass!

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Rocket: I can't believe you had that in your purse! (The orb/infinity stone)

Peter Quill: It's not a purse, it's a knapsack!

Rocket: When all this is over I'm not gonna kill every last one of you jerks.

Peter Quill: See? That's exactly why none of you have any friends! Five seconds after you meet somebody, you're already trying to kill them!

Rocket: He thinks I'm some stupid thing! He does! Well, I didn't ask to get made! I didn't ask to be torn apart, and put back together, over and over and turned into some... Some little monster!

Peter Quill: Rocket, no one's calling you a monster.

Rocket: He (Drax) called me "vermin"! She (Gamora) called me "rodent"!

Gamora: Quill, your ship is filthy. (leaves)

Peter Quill: Oh, she has no idea. If I had a black light, the place would look like a Jackson Pollock painting.

Rocket: You got issues, Quill.

7

Peter Quill: What is that?

Rocket: That's for if things get really hardcore. Or if you wanna blow up moons.

Gamora: No one's blowing up moons.

Rocket: You just wanna suck the joy out of everything.

6

Rocket: They crumpled my pants up into a ball. That's rude! They folded yours.

5

Rocket: I have a plan! I have a plan!

Drax: Cease your yammering and relieve us from this irksome confinement.

Peter Quill: Yeah, I'll have to agree with the walking thesaurus on that one.

Drax: Do not ever call me a thesaurus.

Peter Quill: It's just a metaphor, dude.

Rocket: His people are completely literal. Metaphors are gonna go over his head.

Drax: Nothing goes over my head. My reflexes are too fast. I would catch it.

Gamora: I'm gonna die surrounded by the biggest idiots in the galaxy.

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Peter Quill: Here you go.

Rocket: Oh, I was just kidding about the leg. I just need these two things.

Peter Quill: What?

Rocket: No, I thought it'd be funny. Was it funny? Oh, wait, what did he look like hopping around?

Peter Quill: I had to transfer him 30,000 units!

Avengers: Infinity War Quotes

As the Avengers and their allies have continued to protect the world from threats too large for any one hero to handle, a new danger has emerged from the cosmic shadows: Thanos. A despot of intergalactic infamy, his goal is to collect all six Infinity Stones, artifacts of unimaginable power, and use them to inflict his twisted will on all of reality. Everything the Avengers have fought for has led up to this moment - the fate of Earth and existence itself has never been more uncertain. (IMDb) │ Produced by Marvel

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