10+ Best 'James Rhodes (War Machine)' Quotes from the MCU

Nick Fury: Are you seriously under the impression that just because you strip me of my titles, I relinquish my DNA?

Rhodey: Careful, Fury. And you wonder why you're out.

Nick Fury: I'm Nick Fury. Even when I'm out, I'm in.

Nick Fury: They sent you to fire me?

Rhodey: Nobody sent me. I volunteered.

Nick Fury: Have you even listened to a word that I've said?

Rhodey: Yeah, I have. The world is on the line. The enemy is a million times more dangerous than HYDRA, but they can only be vanquished by you. Alone. And you want me to make the power mean something by helpin' a brother out. But you should know better than most. The reason we wrestled this power from mediocre men who don't look like us was not simply to turn around and hand it to mediocre men who do. The point of this power is to be uncompromising, to be unsparing, to be able to sit across from a man we greatly admire, with whom we share an entire professional, personal, ancestral history with and to tell him without any reservation, that he's fired. That's what this moment right here, right now is about, Nick.

Rhodey (speaking for America at UN meeting): While we are sensitive to your concerns, until such time as you can present an actual shred of evidence to back those concerns up, I'm afraid sensitivity is all you're gonna be getting from us.

France's Representative: How do you explain Mr. Fury's presence in Moscow?

Rhodey: Uh, alleged. Alleged presence, madam.

(Slovakia's representative turns to her collegues and rolls her eyes disagreeing)

Rhodey (to a secretary): If Slovakia rolls its eyes at me one more time, I'm gonna put on the suit and carpet bomb it.

(Few moments later...)

Nick Fury: You sound frustrated. What's the matter? Croatia talking crap?

Rhodey: Slovakia.

Nick Fury: Well, carpet-bomb their a$$.

Quote from Captain America: Civil War (2016) | The Watcher Informant (as a FedEx delivery guy): Are you Tony Stank? Rhodey: Yes, this is Tony Stank. You're in the right place. Thank you for that! Never dropping that, by the way. "Table for one, Mr Stank." "Please, by the bathroom."

Peter Parker: Hey, guys, you ever see that really old movie, Empire Strikes Back?

Rhodey: Jesus, Tony, how old is this guy?

Tony Stark: I don't know, I didn't carbon-date him. He's on the young side.

Tony Stark: Save my spot, ready? (looks oven the edge)

Rhodey: What'd you see?

Tony Stark: Too fast. Nothing. Here we go. (looks again)

Tony Stark: Your redesign, your big rebrand, that was AIM, right?

Rhodey: Yeah.

Tony Stark: I'm gonna find a heavy-duty comm sat right now, I need your login.

Rhodey: It's the same as it's always been, WarMachine68.

Tony Stark: And password, please.

Rhodey: Well look, I got to change it every time you hack in, Tony.

Tony Stark: It's not the '80s, nobody says hack any more. Give me your login.

Rhodey: WAR MACHINE ROX with an X all caps. (Bad guys laugh, Tony laughs...) Yeah, ok.

Tony Stark: That is... so much better than Iron Patriot.

Rhodey: Listen, my car got taken out in the explosion, so I'm gonna have to hang on to your suit for a minute, okay?

Tony Stark: Not okay. Not okay with that.

Rhodey: It wasn't a question.

Quote from Iron Man 2 (2010) | Pepper Potts: I'll handle the transition. It'll be smooth. Tony Stark: Okay. What about the press? Because you only had the job for a week. That's gonna seem... Pepper Potts: Well, with you it's like dog years. Tony Stark: I know. Pepper Potts: I mean, it's like the Presidency... (They kiss) Tony Stark: Weird. Pepper Potts: No, it's not weird. Tony Stark: It's okay, right? Pepper Potts: Yeah. Tony Stark: Run that by me again. Rhodey: I think it was weird. You guys look like two seals fighting over a grape. Pepper Potts: I had just quit, actually. Tony Stark: Yeah, so we're not... Rhodey: You don't have to do that. I heard the whole thing. Tony Stark: You should get lost. Rhodey: I was here first. Get a roof. Tony Stark: I thought you were out of one-liners. Rhodey: That's the last one.

Quote from Iron Man 2 (2010) | Rhodey: I got something special for this guy. I'm gonna bust his bunker with the Ex-Wife. Tony Stark: With the what? (Rhodey fires the special weapon and it does nothing) Hammer tech? Rhodey: Yeah.

Tony Stark: Rhodes? Snap out of it, buddy. I need you. They're coming. Come on, let's roll. Get up.

Rhodey: Oh, man. You can have your suit back.

Tony Stark: You okay?

Rhodey: Yeah, thanks. Tony, look, I'm sorry, okay?

Tony Stark: Don't be.

Rhodey: No. I should have trusted you more.

Tony Stark: I'm the one who put you in this position. Forget it.

Rhodey: No. It's your fault. I just wanted to say I'm sorry.

Tony Stark: Thank you. That's all I wanted to hear. Partner.

Quote from Iron Man (2008) | Tony Stark: Been a while since I was in front of you. I figure I'll stick to the cards this time. There's been speculation that I was involved in the events that occurred on the freeway and the rooftop... Christine Everhart: I'm sorry, Mr Stark, but do you honestly expect us to believe that that was a bodyguard in a suit that conveniently appeared, despite the fact that you... Tony Stark: I know that it's confusing It is one thing to question the official story, and another thing entirely to make wild accusations, or insinuate that I'm a superhero. Christine Everhart: I never said you were a superhero. Tony Stark: Didn't? Well, good, because that would be outlandish and fantastic. I'm just not the hero type. Clearly. With this laundry list of character defects, all the mistakes I've made, largely public. James Rhodes:Just stick to the cards, man. Tony Stark: Yeah, okay. Yeah. The truth is I am Iron Man.

(Tony is found in the desert...)

James Rhodes (to Tony): How was the "fun-vee"? Next time, you ride with me, okay?

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