Rachel Green Quotes

Rachel Green: Hey, sailor.

Ross Geller: Is this what you had in mind?

Rachel Green: Ha, ha. I’ll say.

(Ross picks up Rachel to carry her)

Ross Geller: I’m shipping out tomorrow.

Rachel Green: Well, then, uh… we better make this night count. Oh, wait, I forgot to turn off the cappuccino machine. Anchors aweigh. Oh, wait. My purse, my purse, my purse. Oh, you know what? I forgot to turn off the bathroom light.

Ross Geller: All right, why don’t I just meet you upstairs? (drops her)

Rachel Green: Honey!
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Quote from Friends 2x23 | Rachel Green: Hey, sailor. Ross Geller: Is this what you had in mind? Rachel Green: Ha, ha. I'll say. (Ross picks up Rachel to carry her) Ross Geller: I'm shipping out tomorrow. Rachel Green: Well, then, uh... we better make this night count. Oh, wait, I forgot to turn off the cappuccino machine. Anchors aweigh. Oh, wait. My purse, my purse, my purse. Oh, you know what? I forgot to turn off the bathroom light. Ross Geller: All right, why don't I just meet you upstairs? (drops her) Rachel Green: Honey!

Phoebe Buffay: That’s my tattoo.

Rachel Green: That is not a tattoo. That is a nothing.

Phoebe Buffay: For your information, this is exactly what I wanted. This is a tattoo of the Earth as seen from a great, great distance. It’s the way my mother sees me from heaven.

Rachel Green: Oh, what a load of crap! That is a dot! Your mother’s in heaven going, “Where the hell’s my lily, you wuss!” That is not a tattoo! (Ross enters the room) This is a tattoo!

Ross Geller: You got a tattoo?

Rachel Green: Maybe. But just a little one. Phoebe got the whole world!
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(In the girls’ aparment…)

Phoebe Buffay: Let’s hear about the kiss. Was it like a soft brush against your lips… or was it like a, you know, “I gotta have you now” kind of thing?

Rachel Green: Well, at first it was really intense, you know? And then… Oh, God. And then we just sort of sunk into it.

Phoebe Buffay: Oh… So, okay, was he holding you? Or were his hands on your back?

Rachel Green: No, actually, ahem, first they started out on my waist… and then they slid up and then they were in my hair.

Monica Geller: Oh.

Phoebe Buffay: Oh.

(In the boys’ apartment…)

Ross Geller: And, uh… And then I kissed her.

Joey Tribbiani: Tongue?

Ross Geller: Yeah.

Joey Tribbiani: Cool.
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Quote from Friends 2x08 | (In the girls' aparment...) Phoebe Buffay: Let's hear about the kiss. Was it like a soft brush against your lips... or was it like a, you know, "I gotta have you now" kind of thing? Rachel Green: Well, at first it was really intense, you know? And then... Oh, God. And then we just sort of sunk into it. Phoebe Buffay: Oh... So, okay, was he holding you? Or were his hands on your back? Rachel Green: No, actually, ahem, first they started out on my waist... and then they slid up and then they were in my hair. Monica Geller: Oh. Phoebe Buffay: Oh. (In the boys' apartment...) Ross Geller: And, uh... And then I kissed her. Joey Tribbiani: Tongue? Ross Geller: Yeah. Joey Tribbiani: Cool.

Ross Geller: I’m with somebody else. I’m happy. This ship has sailed!

Rachel Green: You’re just gonna put away feelings or whatever it was you felt for me?

Ross Geller: I’ve been doing it since ninth grade. I’ve gotten pretty damn good at it.

Rachel Green: All right, fine. You go ahead and do that, Ross. I don’t need your stupid ship!

Ross Geller: Good.

(Ross leaves…)

Rachel Green: Good! And you know what? Now I got closure!

(Rachel locks the door behind him, Rachel is upset, Ross returns and Rachel is trying to unlock the door, but can’t…)

Ross Geller: Try the bottom one.

(She finally unlocks the door and they kiss)
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Quote from Friends 2x07 | Ross Geller: I'm with somebody else. I'm happy. This ship has sailed! Rachel Green: You're just gonna put away feelings or whatever it was you felt for me? Ross Geller: I've been doing it since ninth grade. I've gotten pretty damn good at it. Rachel Green: All right, fine. You go ahead and do that, Ross. I don't need your stupid ship! Ross Geller: Good. (Ross leaves...) Rachel Green: Good! And you know what? Now I got closure! (Rachel locks the door behind him, Rachel is upset, Ross returns and Rachel is trying to unlock the door, but can't...) Ross Geller: Try the bottom one. (She finally unlocks the door and they kiss)

Rachel Green: You were with Julie?

Monica Geller: Mm. Look. When it started, I was just trying to be nice to her… because she was my brother’s girlfriend. And then one thing led to another… and before I knew it, we were… shopping.

Rachel Green: Aah. Oh, my God.

Monica Geller: Wait, we only did it once. It didn’t mean anything to me.

Rachel Green: Yeah, right. Sure.

Monica Geller: Really! Rachel, I was thinking of you the whole time. Look, I’m sorry, all right? I never meant for you to find out.

Rachel Green: Oh, please! Please! You wanted to get caught!
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Quote from Friends 2x02 | Rachel Green: You were with Julie? Monica Geller: Mm. Look. When it started, I was just trying to be nice to her... because she was my brother's girlfriend. And then one thing led to another... and before I knew it, we were... shopping. Rachel Green: Aah. Oh, my God. Monica Geller: Wait, we only did it once. It didn't mean anything to me. Rachel Green: Yeah, right. Sure. Monica Geller: Really! Rachel, I was thinking of you the whole time. Look, I'm sorry, all right? I never meant for you to find out. Rachel Green: Oh, please! Please! You wanted to get caught!

(Ross’s gift for Rachel is expensive antique pin)

Phoebe Buffay: It’s so pretty! This must’ve cost him a fortune.

Monica Geller: I can’t believe he did this.

Chandler Bing: Remember back in college when he fell in love with Carol… and bought her that riddiculously expensive crystal duck?

Rachel Green: What did you just say?

Chandler Bing: Crystal duck.

Rachel Green: No, no, no. The “love” part? Oh, my God!

Chandler Bing: Oh, no, no, no.

Joey Tribbiani: That’s good. Just keep rubbing your head. That’ll turn back time.
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