Rachel Green: I should really get back to work.Phoebe Buffay: Yeah, otherwise someone might get what they actually ordered.Rachel Green: Oh. The hair comes out and the gloves come off.(Phoebe’s flaw = chewing her hair) Full Quote & More Info | | 0
Ross Geller: A thumb? (in her soda can)All five: Ew.Phoebe Buffay: I know, I know. I opened it up and there it was… just floating in there, like this tiny little hitchhiker.Chandler Bing: Maybe it’s a contest, you know’? Like “Collect all five.” Full Quote & More Info | | 0
Phoebe Buffay: Hey, Lizzy.Lizzy (homeless woman): Hey, Weird Girl.Phoebe Buffay: I brought you alphabet soup.Lizzy: Did you pick out the vowels?Phoebe Buffay: Yes, but I left in the Y’s. Because, you know, “Sometimes Y.” Full Quote & More Info | | 0
Phoebe Buffay: “Dear Ms. Buffay: Thank you for calling attention to our error. We have credited your account $500. We’re sorry for the inconvenience… and hope you’ll accept this football phone… as our free gift.” Do you believe this? Now I have $1000 and a football phone.Rachel Green: What bank is this? Full Quote & More Info | | 0
Joey Tribbiani: Keep it. (the money that appeared in her account)Phoebe Buffay: It’s not mine. I didn’t earn it. If I kept it, it would be like stealing.Rachel Green: Yeah, but if you spent it, it would be like shopping. Full Quote & More Info | | 0
Phoebe Buffay: There’s 500 extra dollars in my account!Chandler Bing: Oh, Satan’s minions at work again. Full Quote & More Info | | 0
Joey Tribbiani: Hey Pheebs, you wanna help?Phoebe Buffay: Oh, I wish I could, but I don’t want to. Full Quote & More Info | | 0
