Ross Geller: That's Marcel. Wanna say hi?
Monica Geller: No no, I don't.
Rachel Green: Oh, he's precious! Where'd you get him?
Ross Geller: My friend Bethel rescued him from some lab.
Phoebe Buffay: That is so cruel. Why!? Why would a parent name their child Bethel?
Phoebe Buffay: I'm always the last to know.
Monica Geller: You are not. We tell you stuff.
Phoebe Buffay: I was the last one to know when Chandler got bit by the peacock. I was the last to know you had a crush on Joey, when he was moving in.
Joey Tribbiani: What?
Phoebe Buffay: Oh... Looks like I was second to last.
New York City has no power
And the milk is getting sour
But to me it is not scary
'Cause I stay away from dairy
Phoebe Buffay: I wanna start with a song that's about that moment... when you suddenly realize what life is really all about. Okay, here we go. (Electricity goes off...) Okay. Thank you very much.
Phoebe Buffay: I can't believe you tried to move the green ottoman.
Chandler Bing: Thank God, you didn't try to fan out the magazines. She'll scratch your eyes right out.
Monica Geller: You guys, I am not that bad!
Phoebe Buffay: Yeah, you are, Monica. Remember, I lived with you? You were a little... you know...
Monica Geller: That is so unfair!
Ross Geller: Oh, come on! When we were kids, yours was the only Raggedy Ann doll that wasn't raggedy.
Chandler Bing: How do you do that?
Phoebe Buffay: It's like a gift.
Chandler Bing: We should always always break up together.
Phoebe Buffay: I'd like that!
(Rachel got her first paycheck...)
Phoebe Buffay: I remember when I got my first paycheck. There was a cave-in in a mine, and eight people were killed.
Monica Geller: You worked in a mine?
Phoebe Buffay: No, I worked at a Dairy Queen. Why?
(Ross is showing the group video from ultrasound...)
Ross Geller: Well, isn't that amazing?
Joey Tribbiani: What are we supposed to be seeing here?
Chandler Bing: I don't know, but I think it's about to attack the Enterprise.
Phoebe Buffay: You know, if you tilt your head to the left and relax your eyes... it kind of looks like an old potato.
Ross Geller: Then don't do that, all right?
Chandler Bing: So after you put the suggestion in the box... how long did it take for the roller skating to happen?
Phoebe Buffay: About three months.
Chandler Bing: Okay, so I guess that's about two weeks before the topless thing kicks in.
Ross Geller: So how’d it go? (talking about Monica breaking up with Alan)
Monica Geller: You know.
Phoebe Buffay: Did he mention us?
Monica Geller: He says he’s really gonna miss you guys.