Peter Quill: I like your plan, except it sucks, so let me do the plan, and that way, it might be really good.
Drax: Tell him about the dance-off to save the Universe.
Tony Stark: What dance-off?
Peter Quill: It's not a, it's not a...
Peter Parker: Like in Footloose? The movie?
Peter Quill: Exactly like Footloose! Is it still the greatest movie in history?
Peter Parker: It never was.
Tony Stark: I was wrong about you. I think, with a little more mentoring... you could be a real asset to the team. Yeah. Anyway... there's about 50 reporters behind that door. Real ones, not bloggers. When you're ready... why don't you try that on? (new suit) And I'll introduce the world to the newest official member of the Avengers: Spider-Man. After the press conference, Happy will show you to your room... your new quarters.
Peter Parker: Thank you, Mr. Stark. But I'm good.
Tony Stark: You're good? Good...? How are you good?
Peter Parker: Well, I mean, I'd rather just stay on the ground for a little while. Friendly neighborhood Spider-Man. Somebody's got to look out for the little guy, right?
Adrian Toomes: Peter... you're young. You don't understand how the world works.
Peter Parker: But I understand that selling weapons to criminals is wrong.
Adrian Toomes: How do you think your buddy Stark paid for that tower? Or any of his little toys? Those people, Pete, those people up there... the rich and the powerful, they do whatever they want. Guys like us... like you and me... they don't care about us. We build their roads, and we fight all their wars... and everything, but they don't care about us. We have to pick up after them. We have to eat their table scraps. That's how it is.