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Sheldon Cooper: I suppose it is time I passed this on to Leonard.

Penny Hofstadter: Thank you.

Leonard Hofstadter: Yeah, thanks. I-I know that's hard for you.

Sheldon Cooper: Well, it was. But you know what? Instead of being in charge, I can now be the vocal opposition, criticizing and badgering the president at every turn.

Amy Farrah Fowler: I think you'll be really good at that.

Sheldon Cooper: Me, too.

Leonard Hofstadter: I think I've made a huge mistake.

Penny Hofstadter: Me, too.

Leonard Hofstadter: I'm running for president of the tenants association and I could really use your vote.

Tenant: Uh, who's president now?

Penny Hofstadter: Uh, Sheldon Cooper. You know, about yay tall and about yay annoying.

Tenant: So you want me to vote against Sheldon Cooper?

Leonard Hofstadter: Yeah. You just need to show up at a meeting...

Tenant: Oh, no, no. No can do. He's got a restraining order against me.

Penny Hofstadter: Really? Why?

Tenant: Uh, I locked him on the roof once. (whispers): Three times.

Leonard Hofstadter: So you're gonna spend a day with Bill Gates. I'm a little jealous.

Penny Hofstadter: Well, I'm a little nervous. You know, if I do a good job, I'm hoping they'll consider me for a PR position that's opening up.

Leonard Hofstadter: Well, if you're nervous, I-I know a lot about him. I can fill you in or maybe come along, whatever.

Penny Hofstadter: I think I'll be okay.

Leonard Hofstadter: Well, I'm-I'm just saying, what are you gonna do when he wants to talk about high-level language interpreters for microcomputers?

Penny Hofstadter: What are high-level language interpreters for microcomputers?

Leonard Hofstadter: A way of programming computers using words and commands instead of binary code.

Penny Hofstadter: Oh. That's actually kind of interesting. Tell me more.

Leonard Hofstadter: Oh, well...

Penny Hofstadter: That, I'll do that.

Leonard Hofstadter: I didn't even see it coming.

Penny Hofstadter: Yeah, well... You never do.

Penny Hofstadter: You know, when my yoga instructor was pregnant, she told me there are tons of poses that put her right into labor.

Bernadette Rostenkowski-Wolowitz: I'll try, but I feel like bendy poses are what got me into this mess.

Penny Hofstadter: Okay, we're gonna start with some nice breathing exercises.

Bernadette Rostenkowski-Wolowitz: Sorry. I can't think of anything except how flat your belly is.

Penny Hofstadter: Oh, thank you.

Bernadette Rostenkowski-Wolowitz: Go put on some more clothes, you b*tch.

Penny Hofstadter: What's that noise?

Leonard Hofstadter: Oh, it's my new keyboard. It looks and sounds like an old-fashioned typewriter. It makes me feel like a real novelist.

Penny Hofstadter: You poured yourself a Scotch.

Leonard Hofstadter: Apple juice.

Penny Hofstadter: Oh.

Leonard Hofstadter: But unsweetened, like Hemingway used to drink.

Quote from The Big Bang Theory 11x13 - Penny Hofstadter: I had to stop at Sheldon's and help him solve string theory. Amy Farrah Fowler: What? Penny Hofstadter: Yeah, turns out the answer's knots. Leonard Hofstadter: That's cute, but you can't have knots in more than four dimensions. Penny Hofstadter: Mm, you can if you consider them sheets.

Sheldon Cooper: That is a list of all the different types of natural disasters.

Penny Hofstadter: “Fire-quake”?

Sheldon Cooper: I made that one up. Which I shouldn't have, because now I'm scared of it.

Quote from The Big Bang Theory 11x13 - Penny Hofstadter: Sheldon? Sheldon? Sheldon? (knocking on Sheldon's door) Sheldon Cooper: It's annoying when you do it.

Leonard Hofstadter: I'm starting a book.

Sheldon Cooper: That would be big news from Penny, but you've read a book before.

Penny Hofstadter: He means he's writing a book.

Leonard Hofstadter: I do. It's something I've been thinking about for a long time.

Penny Hofstadter: Yeah. It's about a brilliant physicist who solves crimes using science.

Sheldon Cooper: Oh, Leonard...

Leonard Hofstadter: It's not about you!

Sheldon Cooper: He probably has to say that for legal reasons.

Quote from The Big Bang Theory 11x10 - Penny Hofstadter: Hey. You look good today. Leonard Hofstadter: What happened? What's wrong? Just tell me. I can take it. Penny Hofstadter: Nothing. I felt bad about being mean to you, so I'm being nice. Leonard Hofstadter: Oh, okay. Sorry. I wasn't ready for it. Try again. Penny Hofstadter: You look handsome. Leonard Hofstadter: Nope, still freaking me out.

Quote from The Big Bang Theory 11x09 - Penny Hofstadter: I went out with him because he's great. And if I kept going out with him, I probably would've married him, and that's a little scary because I just don't think I'm ready for that. You know, plus I have got to learn how to spell Hofstadter. I-I know there's a "D" in there, but it keeps moving every time I try and write it.

Rajesh Koothrappali: Which breakup was that? Was that the Saint Valentine's Day Massacre?

Howard Wolowitz: No, no. This might've been during the Comic-Con Dump-A-Thon.

Penny Hofstadter: You have names for our breakups?

Rajesh Koothrappali: Well, they would really blur together if we didn't.

Leonard Hofstadter: We-we could be sitting on a fortune.

Penny Hofstadter: Okay, let the record show, I did not marry you for money, but you just got way more attractive.

Quote from The Big Bang Theory 11x08 - Penny Hofstadter: Tesla's the one that invented the electric car? Sheldon Cooper: No, Penny. No, the car is just named after him. Penny Hofstadter: Okay, you don't have to be so smug about it. You know, you went to see that movie It because you thought it was about scary IT guys.

Leonard Hofstadter: Look at this. They didn't get the stain out of my Starfleet uniform.

Penny Hofstadter: Well, if you didn't make me wear the green body paint in bed, you wouldn't have to get it dry-cleaned so much.

Leonard Hofstadter: Nah, it's worth it.

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