Natasha Romanoff (Black Widow) Quotes

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Tony Stark: Boy, you're good. You are mind-blowingly duplicitous. How do you do it? You just tear things... You're a triple impostor. I've never seen anything like you. Is there anything real about you? Do you even speak Latin?

(Natasha says something in Latin)

Tony Stark: Which means? Wait. What? What did you just say?

Natasha Romanoff: It means you can either drive yourself home or I can have you collected.

Tony Stark: You're good.

Natasha Romanoff: We've secured the perimeter, but I don't think we should hold it for too much longer.

Tony Stark: You're fired.

Natasha Romanoff: That's not up to you.

Tony Stark: Tony, I want you to meet Agent Romanoff.

Tony Stark: How do I spell your name, Natalie?

Natasha Romanoff: R-U-S-H-M-A-N.

Pepper Potts: What, are you gonna google her now?

Tony Stark: I thought I was ogling her.

Natasha Romanoff: You're not going to put me in a prison. You're not going to put any of us in a prison. You know why?

Member of the Congress: Do enlighten us.

Natasha Romanoff: Because you need us. Yes, the world is a vulnerable place, and yes, we help make it that way. But we're also the ones best qualified to defend it. So, if you want to arrest me, arrest me. You'll know where to find me.

Natasha Romanoff: All right, I have a question for you, which you do not have to answer. I feel like, if you don't answer it though, you're kind of answering it, you know.

Steve Rogers: What?

Natasha Romanoff: Was that your first kiss since 1945?

Steve Rogers: That bad, huh?

Natasha Romanoff: I didn't say that.

Steve Rogers: Well, it kind of sounds like that's what you're saying.

Natasha Romanoff: No, I didn't. I just wondered how much practice you've had.

Steve Rogers: You don't need practice.

Natasha Romanoff: Everybody needs practice.

Steve Rogers: It was not my first kiss since 1945. I'm 95, I'm not dead.

(Hydra operatives are getting close...)

Natasha Romanoff: Kiss me.

Steve Rogers: What?

Natasha Romanoff: Public displays of affection make people very uncomfortable.

Steve Rogers: Yes, they do.

(Natasha kisses Steve...)

Natasha Romanoff: You still uncomfortable?

Steve Rogers: It's not exactly the word I would use.

(Apple employee starts staring at Steve...)

Apple employee Aaron: I have the exact same glasses.

Natasha Romanoff: Wow, you two are practically twins.

Apple employee Aaron: Yeah, I wish. Specimen.

Natasha Romanoff: The Winter Soldier was there. I was covering my engineer so he shot him straight through me. Soviet slug. No rifling. Bye-bye, bikinis.

Steve Rogers: Yeah, I bet you look terrible in them now.

Natasha Romanoff: Fury gave it to you. Why?

Steve Rogers: What's on it?

Natasha Romanoff: I don't know.

Steve Rogers: Stop lying-

Natasha Romanoff: I only act like I know everything, Rogers.

Natasha Romanoff: What about the nurse that lives across the hall from you? She seems kind of nice.

Steve Rogers: Secure the engine room, then find me a date.

Natasha Romanoff: I'm multi-tasking.

Natasha Romanoff (to Steve and Sam): Hey, fellas. Either one of you know where the Smithsonian is? I'm here to pick up a fossil.

Steve Rogers: That's hilarious.

Steve Rogers: Wait, are you talking about a time machine?

Scott Lang: No. No, of course not. No, not a time machine. This is more like a... Yeah. Like a time machine. I know, it's crazy. It's crazy. But I can't stop thinking about it. There's gotta be... some way... It's crazy.

Natasha Romanoff: Scott. I get emails from a raccoon... so nothing sounds crazy anymore.

Natasha Romanoff: I used to have nothing. And then I got this. This job. This family. And I was... I was better because of it. And even though they're gone... I'm still trying to be better.

Rhodey: Look, he's still got the stones, so...

Carol Danvers: So, let's get 'em. Use them to bring everyone back.

Bruce Banner: Just like that?

Steve Rogers: Yeah. Just like that.

Natasha Romanoff: Even if there's a small chance that we can undo this... I mean, we owe it to everyone who's not in this room to try.

Bruce Banner: If we do this, how do we know it's gonna end any differently than it did before?

Carol Danvers: Because before you didn't have me.

Rhodey: Hey, new girl? Everybody in this room is about that superhero life. And if you don't mind my asking, where the hell have you been all this time?

Carol Danvers: There are a lot of other planets in the universe. And unfortunately, they didn't have you guys.

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