Ross Geller: Remember when I stuck that broom in your bike spokes and you flipped over and hit your head on the curb?Monica Geller: No… But I remember people telling me about it. Full Quote & More Info | | 0
Monica Geller: Is your tongue swelling up?Ross Geller: Either that or my mouth is getting smaller! Full Quote & More Info | | 0
Ross Geller: So how’d it go? (talking about Monica breaking up with Alan)Monica Geller: You know.Phoebe Buffay: Did he mention us?Monica Geller: He says he’s really gonna miss you guys. Full Quote & More Info | | 0
Monica Geller: I’m really sorry. (about breaking up with him)Alan: Yeah. I mean, I’m sorry too. But I gotta tell you, I’m a little relieved.Monica Geller: Relieved?Alan: Yeah, well… I mean, I had a great time with you. I just can’t stand your friends. Full Quote & More Info | | 0
Paula: Listen, if that’s how you feel about the guy, Monica, dump him.Monica Geller: I know, it’s just gonna be really hard.Paula: Yeah, he’s a big boy. He’ll get over it.Monica Geller: No, he’ll be fine. It’s the other five I’m worried about. Full Quote & More Info | | 0
Monica Geller (to Rachel): Welcome to the real world! It sucks. You’re gonna love it! Full Quote & More Info | | 0
Rachel Green: I just didn’t know where to go, and I know that you and I have kinda drifted apart, but you’re the only person I knew who lived here in the city.Monica Geller: Who wasn’t invited to the wedding.Rachel Green: Ooh, I was kinda hoping that wouldn’t be an issue… Full Quote & More Info | | 0
Monica Geller (to Rachel): So you wanna tell us now, or are we waiting for four wet bridesmaids? Full Quote & More Info | | 0
Ross Geller: I told mom and dad last night, they seemed to take it pretty well.Monica Geller: Oh really, so that hysterical phone call I got from a woman at sobbing 3:00 A.M., “I’ll never have grandchildren, I’ll never have grandchildren.” was what? A wrong number? Full Quote & More Info | | 0
