Mazikeen Quotes

Mazikeen: Everything that happened showed me exactly why I need to go back.

Lucifer Morningstar: I don't understand.

Mazikeen: It's all so complicated here, Lucifer. I mean, caring about humans always goes wrong. Feelings suck. I am not the one who's supposed to be tortured.

Lucifer Morningstar: You're the one who does the torturing.

Mazikeen: Yes. So please, just... take me home.

Lucifer Morningstar: I can't. And not just 'cause of possible repercussions with Dad. I... I can't lose you, Maze. Not you, too.

Mazikeen: Oh. What do you mean, "not me, too"?

Lucifer Morningstar: The detective.

Mazikeen: Right.

Lucifer Morningstar: I just saw her ride off with Pierce. She looked so happy. That's what I want, I suppose, isn't it, her happiness? I just wish I knew that Pierce's intentions were pure. Anyway, point is, you're right. Feelings and humans suck. So... at least we have each other.

Mazikeen: I'm always gonna be the consolation prize for you. You only care about me when you don't have Chloe.

Lucifer Morningstar: Maze, now hold on. That's..

Mazikeen: No. No one puts me first. Least of all you. None of you deserve me.

Lucifer Morningstar: Are we sure he's not celestial? (talking about Sinnerman)

Mazikeen: Are you questioning my expertise? He's definitely human.

Lucifer Morningstar: And you tried waterboarding?

Mazikeen: Twice.

Lucifer Morningstar: Bamboo under the nails?

Mazikeen: Do I look like an amateur?

Lucifer Morningstar: Nickelback on repeat?!

Mazikeen: That's where I started.

Mazikeen: I asked you to talk. And you blow me off and hide in a freezer? I thought we were past all of this.

Lucifer Morningstar: Oh, sure, yeah, thought I'd just hang around in here like a frozen side of beef just to avoid you. Hello! I was a prisoner! The Sinnerman had me trapped here.