Mazikeen: Everything that happened showed me exactly why I need to go back.
Lucifer Morningstar: I don't understand.
Mazikeen: It's all so complicated here, Lucifer. I mean, caring about humans always goes wrong. Feelings suck. I am not the one who's supposed to be tortured.
Lucifer Morningstar: You're the one who does the torturing.
Mazikeen: Yes. So please, just... take me home.
Lucifer Morningstar: I can't. And not just 'cause of possible repercussions with Dad. I... I can't lose you, Maze. Not you, too.
Mazikeen: Oh. What do you mean, "not me, too"?
Lucifer Morningstar: The detective.
Lucifer Morningstar: I just saw her ride off with Pierce. She looked so happy. That's what I want, I suppose, isn't it, her happiness? I just wish I knew that Pierce's intentions were pure. Anyway, point is, you're right. Feelings and humans suck. So... at least we have each other.
Mazikeen: I'm always gonna be the consolation prize for you. You only care about me when you don't have Chloe.
Lucifer Morningstar: Maze, now hold on. That's..
Mazikeen: No. No one puts me first. Least of all you. None of you deserve me.
Lucifer Morningstar: If Abel's Hell was constantly changing, then this may just feel like another Hell loop to him. He may have no idea he's actually alive again.
Marcus Pierce: Do you remember where he would start his loop?
Lucifer Morningstar: Yes.
Mazikeen: Hmm. Do you know who he reminds me of? (points at Lucifer) Total poon hound. You want to know where Abel is... ask yourself. Where would caveman Lucifer go?
Lucifer Morningstar: Are we sure he's not celestial? (talking about Sinnerman)
Mazikeen: Are you questioning my expertise? He's definitely human.
Lucifer Morningstar: And you tried waterboarding?
Lucifer Morningstar: Bamboo under the nails?
Mazikeen: Do I look like an amateur?
Lucifer Morningstar: Nickelback on repeat?!
Mazikeen: That's where I started.