Mazikeen Quotes

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Mazikeen: Is it true that human spawn erupt from their mothers' bodies in a ceremony of blood and pain?

Linda Martin: What? No.

Mazikeen: In hell... torture via birth was a favorite. If half of what we did is accurate... your sex holes are never going back to normal.

Linda Martin: Okay, Maze, erm... That's enough, thank you.

Linda Martin: Let's talk about what you're dealing with emotionally.

Mazikeen: Yeah, I really don't want to.

Linda Martin: Maybe it would help if I spoke your language.

Mazikeen: You speak Lilim? (speaks in Lilim...)

Linda Martin: What?

Mazikeen: No, guess not.

Linda Martin: No, I'm talking about violence. Come on, stand up.

Mazikeen: Okay. One, I like to fight when I'm happy or... h*rny. And, two, I really don't want to accidentally kill my best friend.

Mazikeen: Are you still upset about me trying to betray you and kill you? It was a month ago.

Lucifer Morningstar: No, of course not. What do you think I am? Human?

Lucifer Morningstar: I mean, how far can a celestial being trapped in a feeble human body for the first time get?

Mazikeen: Well, let's see. She's stupid hot, wearing my clothes, and she's got a corporate credit card.

Lucifer Morningstar: Bollocks.

Goddess (watching food ad on tv): Mazikeen, what is this strange gooey substance that this boy is cooing about?

Mazikeen: You watching p*rn?

Lucifer Morningstar: I know that you'll always protect me. No matter how mortal I become, the Devil can depend on that.

Mazikeen: Yes, you can. Whatever the danger, I'll be there to stop it. Whether you see it coming or not.

Mazikeen: Maybe next time, I won't be around to save your a$$.

Lucifer Morningstar: Mm! Well, that is a shame. 'Cause you and my backside used to get on very well. My front side, as well, actually.

Mazikeen: Your behavior is foolish.

Lucifer Morningstar: Oh, come on! You used to love danger. Since when did Hell's favorite torturer become my mother?

Coffee girl: And your name?

Mazikeen: Mazikeen.

Coffee girl: How do you spell that?

Mazikeen: Surprise me.

(Later gets her coffee with "Mike" on it)

Lucifer Morningstar: I’m not gonna hurt you, Justin, I’m going to destroy you.

Mazikeen: Oh, this is so hot. It’s like you’re punishing yourself.

Mazikeen: That was the LAPD.

Lucifer Morningstar: Ah, was Detective Decker calling to apologize? Unless it involves lingerie, I don’t accept.

Linda Martin: Maze, you need to rest.

Mazikeen: No, I can't stay here. Pierce is right. Being on Earth... around all these humans... all these emotions, makes me weak.

Linda Martin: You look like you fought ten people and ran a mile to get here.

Mazikeen: 12 people. Four miles.

Linda Martin: My point is... you did that... for me. To save me. Emotions... emotions are hard. But that's why they make you strong. And this is... This is the strongest I've ever seen you.

Mazikeen: Linda, I'm...

Linda Martin: You don't have to say anything. Your actions speak plenty.

Mazikeen: That's the thing. Actions are easy for me. That's why I need to say it. I'm sorry.

Linda Martin: Me, too. (they hug) But I got to ask. Is somebody really trying to kill me?

Mazikeen: Don't worry. You're safe. Everything's gonna be fine.

Mazikeen: Is that a wedding murder board?

Chloe Decker: I am just trying to stay organized here.

Mazikeen: Wow. Mug shot for the caterer. Nice work, Decker.

Ella Lopez: You see what I'm dealing with?

Mazikeen: Mm-hmm.

Chloe Decker: Guys, solving crimes makes sense to me. Wedding stuff, not so much.

Lucifer Morningstar: Why would you do this to me, Mazikeen?

Mazikeen: Because I know the only thing that matters to you more than Chloe. You. Easiest way to spin you out. Tap into those daddy issues. "I can't get rid of my wings. Daddy's controlling me." Wah, wah, wah.

Lucifer Morningstar: You're stalling me. Aren't you? I need to get to the detective!

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