Mazikeen Quotes

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Mazikeen: Let's kill a bunch of angels.

Amenadiel: No, Mazikeen! Now, if we're gonna do this, there will be no killing. They're our family.

Mazikeen: You wanna tie another hand behind our backs? Fight a war like a bunch of wussies?

Lucifer Morningstar: It's not cowardly... to save a single life.

Mazikeen: Fine. Whatever. At least we'll all die together.

Lucifer Morningstar: Well, off that optimism, Dad gave us the power of choice. What say we make one last spectacularly bad one?

Mazikeen: I've been thinking, and I've decided. I don't care if you die.

Eve: That's the sweetest thing anyone's ever said to me.

(Mazikeen is crying after Dan died, Linda and Amenadiel are trying to confort her...)

Linda Martin: It's true, sometimes when you care about people... you have to go through pain and loss. But that's the price of joy.

Amenadiel: She's right, Mazikeen. In order for none of us to be sad, we would have had to have never met Dan. You wouldn't want that. None of us would.

Mazikeen: Mnh-mnh. Like... like when... when Dan and I pul... pulverized that gang together. It was beautiful.

Amenadiel: Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Exactly. And remembering, um... sweet times like those... are what helps heal the hurt.

Linda Martin: Because trust me... never loving anyone is far worse than loss.

Lucifer Morningstar: Father said Hell no longer needed a warden.

Mazikeen: But maybe it deserves one.

Lucifer Morningstar: You? Is that what you really want?

Mazikeen: I can't stay here, Lucifer. And I want to control who does the torturing.

Lucifer Morningstar: Well. I can't think of anyone I would trust more with our old home. (hands her a drink) To Mazikeen. Queen of Hell.

Mazikeen: I was thinking Maziqueen. But whatever.

Lucifer Morningstar: Did Klumpsky ever meet his inspiration? Did he ever get a good look at him?

Mazikeen: No.

Lucifer Morningstar: Are you sure?

Mazikeen: Five broken ribs, a torn rotator cuff, and "It's a Small World" on repeat? Yeah, I'm sure.

Mazikeen: Everyone's rejected me, Amenadiel. But I was the one who rejected you. So, I thought... maybe that was a mistake. Maybe... Maybe only... an angel could love a soulless demon.

Amenadiel: You didn't reject me. You... You went to find your own path. And you did. You did. And you've come such a long way, Maze. Grown so much.

Mazikeen: Apparently not enough. Ever heard of a demon getting a soul?

Amenadiel: I... I can't say that I have. But... No one ever heard of an angel and a human having a baby before. Or of the Devil falling in love. I don't know if a soul is what you need to feel whole, but... I do know this. If anyone is going to find what they're looking for, it's you, Mazikeen.

Mazikeen: I'll still kick your a$$, though.

Amenadiel: I know.

(Charlie is crying...)

Linda Martin: We've been up all night. You're welcome to stay, but it's kind of loud.

Mazikeen: Pain and suffering. Music to my ears.

(Maze and Linda are watching the Diablo show, Maze's character is portraited by a big black man...)

Mazikeen: Wow. It's like looking into a mirror. Simpler times. Me and Lucifer, together, side by side for eons. Now everyone just comes and goes.

Mazikeen (about Chloe): You told her who you really are?

Michael: No. No, but I will, in time. See, I've decided I'm not going to break Lucifer's life. I'm gonna take it.

Mazikeen: How could you? After everything we've been through, Lucifer, how could you go home without me?

Michael: I'm not Lucifer! I'm not Lucifer! I'm not Lucifer!

Mazikeen: Lucifer told me he had a twin brother.

Michael: And you are Mazikeen. Nice to meet you. I'm Michael.

Mazikeen: Look... I know I'm not mom, or partner or whatever. But I...

Linda Martin: No. No, you're not. Come here. You are Auntie Maze. And you will always... be a member of this family.

Amenadiel: Linda's not really prepared for a house guest.

Mazikeen: This is happening, okay? Deal with it. Auntie Maze is here to help with the baby, whether you like it or not.

Linda Martin: Auntie Maze. I love it. We can use all the help we can get.

Mazikeen: Good. It's settled. Now, where do I put my knives?

Linda's Obgyn: Do you see that little protrusion right there? You're having a boy.

Amenadiel: A boy?

Mazikeen: Better luck next time.

Amenadiel: Do you see a second protrusion anywhere? Maybe even a third?

Linda's Obgyn: Typically, there's only one p*nis.

Amenadiel: Nah. I was looking for the wings.

Linda's Obgyn: The wings?

Linda Martin: You know what? I guess, at some point, we all like to think of our babies as little angels.

Linda's Obgyn: Oh, yes!

(Linda pulls roughly Amenadiel close to her...)

Linda Martin: Wait, wings?

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