Mazikeen Quotes

(Mazikeen is crying after Dan died, Linda and Amenadiel are trying to confort her…)

Linda Martin: It’s true, sometimes when you care about people… you have to go through pain and loss. But that’s the price of joy.

Amenadiel: She’s right, Mazikeen. In order for none of us to be sad, we would have had to have never met Dan. You wouldn’t want that. None of us would.

Mazikeen: Mnh-mnh. Like… like when… when Dan and I pul… pulverized that gang together. It was beautiful.

Amenadiel: Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Exactly. And remembering, um… sweet times like those… are what helps heal the hurt.

Linda Martin: Because trust me… never loving anyone is far worse than loss.

Amenadiel: Linda’s not really prepared for a house guest.

Mazikeen: This is happening, okay? Deal with it. Auntie Maze is here to help with the baby, whether you like it or not.

Linda Martin: Auntie Maze. I love it. We can use all the help we can get.

Mazikeen: Good. It’s settled. Now, where do I put my knives?

Linda’s Obgyn: Do you see that little protrusion right there? You’re having a boy.

Amenadiel: A boy?

Mazikeen: Better luck next time.

Amenadiel: Do you see a second protrusion anywhere? Maybe even a third?

Linda’s Obgyn: Typically, there’s only one p*nis.

Amenadiel: Nah. I was looking for the wings.

Linda’s Obgyn: The wings?

Linda Martin: You know what? I guess, at some point, we all like to think of our babies as little angels.

Linda’s Obgyn: Oh, yes!

(Linda pulls roughly Amenadiel close to her…)

Linda Martin: Wait, wings?