Trixie Espinoza: Lucifer! (runs and hugs him)Lucifer Morningstar: Yes… Hello child. Full Quote & More Info | | 0
Chloe Decker: How long have I been out?Lucifer Morningstar: Three years.Chloe Decker: What?!(Lucifer starts laughing)Chloe Decker: You’re such an ass. Full Quote & More Info | | 0
Chloe Decker: God, what am I doing here?Lucifer Morningstar: Wrong deity, but yes that is the eternal question. Full Quote & More Info | | 0
Lucifer Morningstar: I’m like walking heroin, very habit forming. It never ends well. Full Quote & More Info | | 0
Dan Espinoza: I don’t know whether to laugh or shoot you.Lucifer Morningstar: Surprise me.Trixie Espinoza: Isn’t he funny, Daddy? Full Quote & More Info | | 0
Lucifer Morningstar (to a bully): Hello, mean girl. Did you know there is a special section of hell reserved for bullies so, have fun. (turns his eyes red to scare her) Full Quote & More Info | | 0
Trixie Espinoza: What’s your name?Lucifer Morningstar: Lucifer.Trixie Espinoza: Like the devil?Lucifer Morningstar: Exactly! Full Quote & More Info | | 1
Lucifer Morningstar (to Chloe): I can’t read people’s minds. I’m not jedi. People just like to tell me things. Full Quote & More Info | | 0
Lucifer Morningstar: I’m here to see the man sadly known as “Too Vile”. Full Quote & More Info | | 0
Lucifer Morningstar: Let’s be honest here. I mean you’re not marrying this human stain ’cause you’re actually in love with him, right?Bride: Oh, God, no.Lucifer Morningstar: Well, I should get going. Ooh… best of luck with you crazy kids. Full Quote & More Info | | 0
Lucifer Morningstar: Sorry. How rude. Allow me to introduce myself. Lucifer Morningstar.Bride (to Lucifer about her groom): I really don’t want to have sex with him tonight. Full Quote & More Info | | 0
Lucifer Morningstar (to Chloe): Are you sure that we haven’t met? I could swear I’ve seen you naked. Have we had sex? Full Quote & More Info | | 0
Chloe Decker: You got some balls on you, pal.Lucifer Morningstar: Oh, thank you very much, but they’re really quite average. Full Quote & More Info | | 0
Chloe Decker: How did she end up dying in a hailstorm of bullets and you get away without a scratch? I think that’s interesting, don’t you?Lucifer Morningstar: The benefits of immortality. Full Quote & More Info | | 0
Chloe Decker: Lucifer Morningstar… is that a stage name or something? Lucifer Morningstar: God-given, I’m afraid. Full Quote & More Info | | 0
