Lucifer Quotes

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Castiel: Stop. I don't wanna hear any more of your lies.

Lucifer: Oh, this coming from the angel who almost has me beat in that department, and that's saying a lot, pal.

Castiel: Well, you always say a lot.

Lucifer: Okay, let's face it, Cassandra, the truths I say hurt 'cause they're hard to swallow, so people call 'em lies. Go figure.

Lucifer: Well, if somebody would be a pal and let me eat a little of his grace, I would have enough strength to get out of here and butcher that son of a b*tch!

Castiel: Well, that's a nice, horrifying plan. Little cannibalism.

Lucifer: Really? I seem to remember a somebody snacking on angel grace once upon a time. There is no “I” in “team”, Castiel. I want you to remember that.

Dean Winchester: What about Cas?

Lucifer: Oh, don’t worry. Your pet’s safety is my highest concern. Trust me, he’s on board.

Lucifer: Hey, Red. Looking gorgeous as ever. Hey, I think a little apology is in order.

Rowena: You think you’re the first man to try and kill me?

Chuck: There’s a harmony, a balance in the universe. Light needs dark, dark needs light. If you blow one of them up, then, I mean…

Lucifer: It wouldn’t be a good thing.

Chuck: It’d be really not a good thing. Like, end of reality, not good.

Chuck: I am sorry that you feel… that I betrayed you, that I acted without cause. I’m sorry that you can’t see you gave me no choice. I’m good.

Lucifer: You heard that, right?

Sam Winchester: W-We all know that you are God, um, but… maybe could you be a-a little less… Lordly?

Chuck: Listen, I know I’ve been gone for a while. I missed a few million birthdays.

Lucifer: Yeah, and then the second your apes send a distress flare – Boom! – Daddy’s home.

Chuck: No, that’s not what happened.

Dean Winchester: Hey, these apes saved your ass.

Lucifer: What happens in Heaven stays in Heaven.

Lucifer (to Sam, Metatron and Donatello): Oh, goody. Larry, Curly, Moe. Search and rescue?

Lucifer: Is he... is he nearby?

Castiel: No.

Lucifer: Somewhere more distant?

Castiel: Yes, more that.

Lucifer: Oh, my Dad. You have no idea where he is.

Lucifer (to Castiel): It's time to save the world. Be the heroic Castiel instead of the butt of Heaven's joke.

Lucifer: Can't you see Michael is a monster? Pure evil?

Kevin Tran: Okay, I'm confused. Aren't you Satan? Which would make you the evil monster? And besides, Michael's taking me with him to paradise world so I can meet hot women.

Lucifer: I'm sorry. What?

Lucifer: I got plenty of gripes with the old man. His self-righteous narcissism, his “my way or the highway” quirk. I gotta hand it to him. He had a couple of great seconds when he banged out the universe. Guy had creative chops. And optimism. I'll give him that. And despite his pissiness and his massive lack of irony, he did give mankind a good turn at bat and a chance to live in paradise. He ruled. He smote. He parted waters. Worshipped by creatures who made God in man's image. And then, he got disappointed. Or worse, bored. Picked up all his toys and... left.

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