Lucifer Quotes

Young Priest: Who are you?

Lucifer: I'm Lucifer.

Father Davis: No.

Lucifer: Yeah. (winks)

Young Priest: Lucifer is the beast! The scourge of mankind!

Lucifer: Whoa. Ho. Ouch. Yeah, gotta hand it to the old man. Perfect marketing. Okay, little known factoid... Pop made me into the fall guy. He made me into the all-purpose villain. It's sort of worked out okay because I'm... sort of running Heaven right now.

Lucifer: Ready or not, world, New God is open for bidness. All right, children... I shall hear your prayers. (Dear God... God, if you're listening... Please, God...) Unbelievable. Losers. Whining. I can't believe Pop put up with it as long as he did.

Lucifer: Hey, look, I was here when you, when all of you were born. I saw how the old man did it. I can make angels. Okay? And I'll do it, if...

Angel: Enough games, Lucifer.

Lucifer: If for my incredible act of generosity, you name me the undisputed and unquestioned ruler of Heaven. (angels laugh) Yeah? It's funny. Oh, come on. Let's face it. You don't wanna run the place. Angels were designed to follow, not lead. Don't give me the stink eye. That wasn't my idea. The point is, you need me. And icing on the cake, guys... how'd you like your wings back?

Lucifer: Well, great seeing ya. It's been a long time. Uh, nice jacket there, Dean. Your hair, Sam, is magnificent. Is that a leave-in conditioner you have there?

Anael: Lord Lucifer? Could you let me in? Sorry. I forgot my key.

Lucifer: “Lord Lucifer”? I likey.

Lucifer: I always wanted to... fit in, please a father I couldn't please. And now I'm gonna be a father. Probably screw it up like he did.

Anael: Lucifer... the great and terrible.

Lucifer: I don't know why I said that. Stupid. I mean, it's like... pretty soon, I'm not gonna feel anything, you know. I mean... the more I do this, the stronger I get, the more me I become. Lucifer... Prince of Darkness. King of Lies. I'm back, baby.

Anael: I saw how Heaven was running, and I knew how to fix it. But no one would listen to me. Not Michael, not Raphael, not Naomi. They would just send me back to push my button.

Lucifer: So up there, you're nobody. Down here, you're somebody.

Anael: After The Fall, when we lost our wings, I wasn't devastated. I was liberated. I was finally free.

Anael: It's always so strange. That final moment... when I've lost just enough grace that I'm almost...

Lucifer: Human?

Anael: I feel... emotions. Sensations. Things they must feel.

Lucifer: Yeah, I had that experience. I didn't like it. Hunger. Cold. Loneliness. I don't know how they keep going.

Anael: I do. When I'm in that place, I can see how there'd be pain. But there's also hope. Love, even. Angels can only imagine. Sometimes I envy humans. They can be anything.

Lucifer: This isn't me, all right? I don't... I don't need money. Or food or warmth or dental floss or any of that crap. Being human sucks.

Homeless guy: Yeah, but... what's the alternative?

Lucifer: Don't even get me started, pal.

Lucifer: What? What are ya gawking at? You never seen the Prince of Darkness before, pal?

Lucifer (to Cupid): Okay, Cupid. Don't cry. You know, without your grace, you're only human, so you should be careful. Accidents can happen. (Lucifer kills Cupid) Like that. Sorry.