Klaus Hargreeves Quotes

Raymond Chestnut: You. You got me out?

Klaus Hargreeves: I told you I had friends in high places.

Raymond Chestnut: I don't know what to say.

Klaus Hargreeves: Don't say a word. Anything for family, brother.

Raymond Chestnut: Well, okay.

Klaus Hargreeves: Yeah!

Raymond Chestnut: We are all brothers beneath the skin.

Klaus Hargreeves: No. No, literally. You're my brother-in-law.

Raymond Chestnut: What?

Klaus Hargreeves: Yeah, man. Family barbecues are about to get real weird.

Klaus Hargreeves: You know, I suggest you get down off your high horse there, dear Papa. You never had our best interests at heart. Look at your precious Number One. Luther found all the unopened letters he'd sent you. He knows that you sent him up to the Moon for nothing.

Reginald Hargreeves: That was foolish of me. I should have burned it all.

Klaus Hargreeves: That's your takeaway? Oh, wow. Yeah, course it is.

Klaus Hargreeves: Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah. Careful, Dad.

Reginald Hargreeves: Don't worry. You're already dead.

Klaus Hargreeves: Oh. Well, that's a relief.

(Klaus is mumbling something...)

Hazel: What's he saying?

(Cha-cha takes off the tape from his mouth)

Cha-Cha: What are you sayin'?

Klaus Hargreeves: You guys are scarier without the masks.

Hazel: What is so funny, you a**hole?

Klaus Hargreeves: Well, for one... you spent the last ten hours... beating me senseless, and... you've learned absolutely nothing. I mean, nobody tells me sh*t. The truth is, I'm the one person in that house nobody will even notice is gone. You a**holes kidnapped the wrong guy!