40+ Best 'Klaus Hargreeves' Quotes from The Umbrella Academy | Page 3 of 4

Number Five: We use my ability to time travel. But this time, I'll take you with me.

Diego Hargreeves: You can do that?

Number Five: I don't know. I've never tried it before.

Diego Hargreeves: What's the worst that can happen?

Number Five: You're lookin' at it. A 58-year-old man inside a child's body, so there's that.

Diego Hargreeves: Oh, what the hell? I'm in.

Klaus Hargreeves: Yeah, whatever. I'm in.

Luther Hargreeves: Me too. Allison? (she nodds yes) What about Ben? (Ben nodds yes too)

Klaus Hargreeves: Great, yeah, he's in.

(Guys with guns show up...)

Diego Hargreeves: Who the hell are these guys?

Klaus Hargreeves: Maybe they're here for Kenny's birthday!

Luther Hargreeves: No, I'm pretty sure they're here for us!

Quote from The Umbrella Academy 1x10 | Kenny's mother (to Five): Excuse me! Excuse me, it's my son Kenny's birthday today, and... Uh... wouldn't your son be happier playing with kids his own age? Assuming it's okay with your two dads. (meaning Diego and Klaus) Number Five: I would rather chew off my own foot. Kenny's mother: Let's go, Kenny. Diego Hargreeves: If I was going to date a man, you'd be the last man I would date. Klaus Hargreeves: You'd be lucky to get me.

Ben Hargreeves: You know, I'm tired of seeing you wallow in self-defeat.

Klaus Hargreeves: Well, then avert your gaze.

Ben Hargreeves: You're better than that. And Dave? He knew it, too.

Klaus Hargreeves: Yeah, you're right. You're right. I'm... I'm... I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

Ben Hargreeves: Thank God.

Klaus Hargreeves: Psych! (puts the drugs in his mouth and laughs)

(Ben punches him and makes him spit it out in the process...)

Klaus Hargreeves: Ow! You just Patrick Swayzeed me. How did you do that?

Ben Hargreeves: Uh, I... I didn't. You did. I think.

Quote from The Umbrella Academy 1x08 | Number Five: Hey. Get up. We're going. Klaus Hargreeves: Where? Number Five: To save the world. Klaus Hargreeves: Oh, is that all? Great.

Klaus Hargreeves: You know, I suggest you get down off your high horse there, dear Papa. You never had our best interests at heart. Look at your precious Number One. Luther found all the unopened letters he'd sent you. He knows that you sent him up to the Moon for nothing.

Reginald Hargreeves: That was foolish of me. I should have burned it all.

Klaus Hargreeves: That's your takeaway? Oh, wow. Yeah, course it is.

Klaus Hargreeves: Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah. Careful, Dad.

Reginald Hargreeves: Don't worry. You're already dead.

Klaus Hargreeves: Oh. Well, that's a relief.

Allison Hargreeves: Do you have any idea how insane this sounds?

Number Five: You know what else is insane? I look like a 13-year-old boy. Klaus talks to the dead, and Luther thinks he's fooling everybody with that overcoat. Everything about us is insane. It always has been.

Klaus Hargreeves: He's got a point there.

Number Five: We didn't choose this life, we're just living it. For the next three days, anyway.

(Diego spends a while tying Klaus to a chair, so he can detox...)

Klaus Hargreeves: Ah, sh*t!

Diego Hargreeves: What?

Klaus Hargreeves: I need to pee.

Diego Hargreeves: You okay? Wow. This is a first. My brother Klaus is silent. Last time you were this quiet, we were 12. Ran down the stairs wearing Grace's heels, tripped over, and broke your jaw. How long was it wired shut again?

Klaus Hargreeves: Eight weeks.

Diego Hargreeves: Eight glorious weeks of bliss.

(Klaus is mumbling something...)

Hazel: What's he saying?

(Cha-cha takes off the tape from his mouth)

Cha-Cha: What are you sayin'?

Klaus Hargreeves: You guys are scarier without the masks.

Hazel: What is so funny, you a**hole?

Klaus Hargreeves: Well, for one... you spent the last ten hours... beating me senseless, and... you've learned absolutely nothing. I mean, nobody tells me sh*t. The truth is, I'm the one person in that house nobody will even notice is gone. You a**holes kidnapped the wrong guy!

Luther Hargreeves: I need you to come back to the academy, all right? It's important.

Number Five: "It's important?" You have no concept of what's important.

Klaus Hargreeves: Hey! Did I ever tell you guys about the time I waxed my ass with chocolate pudding? (laughs) It was so painful.

Number Five: I'm done funding your drug habit.

Klaus Hargreeves: Come on! You don't... Maybe I just wanna hang out with my brother. (to Ben): Not you. Mi hermano! I love you! Even if you can't love yourself!

Klaus Hargreeves Quotes

Latest quotes added:

Navigation

Info

Scattered Quotes