Joey Tribbiani Quotes

Joey Tribbiani: I need to relax, okay? I was working all day.

Chandler Bing: And you don’t think taking care of our chick is work?

Joey Tribbiani: That’s not what I said. Ok, I just meant…

Chandler Bing: I know what you meant! Have you noticed that ever since we got this chick… we’ve been fighting a lot more than we used to?

Joey Tribbiani: I don’t know. Maybe we weren’t ready to have a chick.

Chandler Bing: Please tell me you know which one is our baby.

Joey Tribbiani: Well, that one has ducks on his T-shirt and this one has clowns. And Ben was definitely wearing ducks. Or clowns. Oh, oh wait! That one’s Ben! Remember he had that cute little mole by his mouth!

Chandler Bing: Yeah? Hey, Ben! Remember us? Okay, the mole came off.

Chandler Bing (on the phone): I’m doing research for a book and I was wondering what somebody might do if they left a baby on a city bus. Yes, I do realize that would be very stupid character.

Joey Tribbiani: Hi, here’s the deal: We lost a car seat on a bus today. It’s white plastic with a handle and it fits onto a stroller. Oh, and there was a baby in it. He wants to talk to you again.

Joey Tribbiani: Great story! But, I uh, I gotta go, I got a date with Andrea–Angela–Andrea… Oh man…

Chandler Bing: Angela’s the screamer, Andrea has cats.

Joey Tribbiani: Right. Thanks. It’s June. I’m outta here.