Joel Miller: I've been thinkin'. I don't want a sheep ranch, actually. I mean, if the deal is I can do anything?
Ellie Williams: That's the deal.
Joel Miller: Well when I was a kid, I wanted to be a singer.
Ellie Williams (laughs): Shut up.
Joel Miller: Why is that funny?
Ellie Williams: You gotta sing something now.
Joel Miller: No.
Ellie Williams: Come on, man. I'm not gonna laugh.
Joel Miller: You're already laughin'.
Ellie Williams: Yeah, okay, true. Well, you're singin' for me later. I'm gonna save the f**kin' world, man. It's the least you can do for me.
Joel Miller: Fair enough.
Ellie Williams: I'm sorry about your daughter, Joel. But I have lost people, too.
Joel Miller: You have no idea what loss is.
Ellie Williams: Everybody I have cared for has either died or left me. Everybody, f**king except for you! So don't tell me that I'd be safer with somebody else because the truth is I would just be more scared.
Joel Miller: Those things I did, Tommy, those things that you judge me for, I did those things to keep us alive.
Tommy Miller: We did those things. And they weren't "things." We murdered people. And I don't judge you for it. We survived the only way we knew how. But there were other ways. We just weren't any good at 'em.
Maria Miller: Everyone pitches in. We rotate patrols, food prep, repairs, hunting, harvesting.
Tommy Miller: Everything you see in our town, greenhouses, livestock, all shared. Collective ownership.
Joel Miller: So, communism.
Tommy Miller: Nah. Nah, it ain't like that.
Maria Miller: It is that. Literally. This is a commune. We're communists.
Ellie Williams: Joel?
Joel Miller: Hm?
Ellie Williams: Did you know diarrhea is hereditary?
Joel Miller: What?
Ellie Williams: Yeah. It runs in your jeans.
Joel Miller (laughs): Jesus. That is so goddamn stupid.
Ellie Williams: You laughed, motherf**ker.
Joel Miller: I didn't laugh.
Ellie Williams: Yes, you did.
Joel Miller: Jesus, I'm losin' it.
Ellie Williams: You're losin' it big time.
(They keep laughing...)
Above you’ll find the best quotes, dialogues and phrases by Joel Miller. The quotes there are sorted from the latest added.
Joel is a survivor in post-apocalyptic America. After losing her daughter he became a smuggler. In one of his jobs, he’s task with protection of Ellie Williams. He eventually forms a strong bond with her.
Joel Miller is played by the actor Pedro Pascal.
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