10+ Best 'Howard Wolowitz' Quotes

Amy Farrah Fowler: You guys will never believe what just happened.

Rajesh Koothrappali: Yeah, we heard. You did it.

Sheldon Cooper: We did do it.

Amy Farrah Fowler: And we didn't even know we did it!

Howard Wolowitz: Wait, what?

Sheldon Cooper: Two physicists in Chicago had to tell us.

Leonard Hofstadter: Wait, what?

Sheldon Cooper: Their experiment on kaon decay supported our predictions on the higher order corrections pertaining to super-asymmetry.

Penny Hofstadter: Wait, what?

Bernadette Rostenkowski-Wolowitz: Howie, shh.

Howard Wolowitz: What?

Bernadette Rostenkowski-Wolowitz: You can't bad-mouth Anu. They're gonna get back together, and you're gonna look like a jerk. I mean, remember when we broke up, and Penny said all those mean things about you?

Howard Wolowitz: What did she say?

Bernadette Rostenkowski-Wolowitz: I don't want to get into it. Some of it was hurtful, most of it was true.

Quote from The Big Bang Theory 12x11 | (Picking out teams for paintball...) Penny Hofstadter: I take Bernadette. Howard Wolowitz: Really? You're picking her over me? Penny Hofstadter: Yeah, 'cause she's vicious and can hide behind a mushroom.

Howard Wolowitz: Everything okay?

Rajesh Koothrappali: Yeah, it's just Anu's doorbell camera. I helped her install it.

Bernadette Rostenkowski-Wolowitz: You can't look at it. That's spying.

Rajesh Koothrappali: Who the hell is this guy?

Bernadette Rostenkowski-Wolowitz: Ooh, let me see.

Bernadette Rostenkowski-Wolowitz: Come on, you're a good magician. Howard Wolowitz: Really? You always called magic dumb. Bernadette Rostenkowski-Wolowitz: You can be good at something dumb.

(Penny explains to others what not to say infront of Amy and Sheldon to not make them upset...)

Penny Hofstadter: We should just try and avoid anything that makes them think of their project or science or Nobel Prizes or successes or failures.

(Amy and Sheldon walk in...)

Amy Farrah Fowler: What are you guys doing?

Bernadette Rostenkowski-Wolowitz: Nothing.

Sheldon Cooper: Nothing? Like what my career has come to? Thanks a lot.

(Sheldon storms out of the room)

Howard Wolowitz: Nice going.

Quote from The Big Bang Theory 12x06 | Sheldon Cooper: Did you do something different to your hair? Howard Wolowitz: Yes. Sheldon Cooper: Looking good.

Quote from The Big Bang Theory 12x05 | Rajesh Koothrappali: Please. I may be scared of heights and spiders and showing up at a costume party that turns out to be a regular party, but I am not scared of sharing the spotlight with you! (Rajesh storms out of the room and then realises, it's his office and returns...) Howard Wolowitz: What's happening? Rajesh Koothrappali: I just stormed out for dramatic effect. I... Actually, I-I don't have anywhere to go.

(Raj is introducing Andrea, the director of the planetarium, to Howard...)

Howard Wolowitz: Nice to meet you. I'm Howard Wolowitz. Engineer, husband, father... astronaut.

Andrea: Really? You're an astronaut?

Howard Wolowitz: Well, I don't like to brag.

Rajesh Koothrappali: Hmm, yeah, but somehow, you manage.

Howard Wolowitz: So, he was your best friend growing up?

Tam Nguyen: Yes.

Howard Wolowitz: Were there no other kids in Texas?

Bernadette Rostenkowski-Wolowitz: Man, that is one hot weather girl.

Howard Wolowitz: How come if I say that I get in trouble?

Bernadette Rostenkowski-Wolowitz: You want to say it? You can say it.

Howard Wolowitz: Nice try. You're gonna have to find some other way to not have sex with me tonight. And it's not weather girl, it's weather woman.

Howard Wolowitz: That was weird, right?

Leonard Hofstadter: Was it? I-I honestly can't tell anymore.

Howard Wolowitz: Higgs had to wait almost 50 years before they built a collider big enough to prove his theory.

Sheldon Cooper: 50 years? But I want to play with it now.

Rajesh Koothrappali: You just have to wait for science to catch up or technology to get cheaper. Think about, uh, DVD players... they used to cost, like, a thousand dollars, but just the other day I used one to smash a bug.

Quote from The Big Bang Theory 11x19 - Howard Wolowitz: Do you see anything that could help us locate her? Bernadette Rostenkowski-Wolowitz: Hmm, let me have a look. Howard Wolowitz: She's got eagle eyes, always spotting continuity errors in movies. It's not annoying at all. Bernadette Rostenkowski-Wolowitz: Oh. There. Right there. Check out the pin on her jacket. Isn't that from the comic book store? Rajesh Koothrappali: Hmm, is it? Hey, Howard, zoom in. Howard Wolowitz: Oh. Fine. Zooming in. (brings the laptop closer to his eyes) Rajesh Koothrappali: Yeah, I know you're being a jerk, but it's actually helpful.

Sheldon Cooper: I also have a pretty cute picture to share.

Howard Wolowitz: What is that?

Sheldon Cooper: An equation. Isn't it perfect? Sometimes I just stare at it, and I think "I can't believe that came out of me."

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