10+ Best 'Gretchen Wieners' Quotes from Mean Girls

Jason Weems: Ohhh, miss! I’m supposed to hang with my fallback in there but, you know, if you wanted to slip out, meet in my Jeep or…
Gretchen Wieners: Jason! It’s me! “Fallback”?
Jason Weems: No, I… I know. Yeah, I knew the whole time.
Gretchen Wieners: No, we are done! Because you know what? I have a 140 IQ, very toned legs, and my parents love me! And you will regret this when you’re old because I am fricking fetch!
Karen Shetty: That’s how you use it.

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Gretchen Wieners: I think your top is fetch.
Regina George: Gretchen! Stop trying to make “fetch” happen. It’s not going to happen.

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(Regina has a big pimple on her face…)
Regina George: Look at this thing!
Gretchen Wieners: I can’t even see it.
Karen Shetty: It’s sexy, like a face breast.

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Quote from the movie Mean Girls (2024) | (Regina has a big pimple on her face...) Regina George: Look at this thing! Gretchen Wieners: I can't even see it. Karen Shetty: It's sexy, like a face breast.

Karen Shetty (singing about Halloween):
♪ I can be a sexy doctor
And cure some sexy cancer! ♪
Karen Shetty: That’s not right, is it?
Gretchen Wieners: No.
Karen Shetty: I can sexy cure some cancer?
Gretchen Wieners: No.
Karen Shetty: I can cure sex cancer!
Gretchen Wieners: Sex cancer doesn’t exist.
Karen Shetty: I did it.

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Gretchen Wieners: Why are you dressed so scary?
Cady Heron: It’s Halloween.
Gretchen Wieners: Cady, if you don’t dress sl*tty, that is sl*t-shaming us. Um, it’s just, like, traditionally, girls had to be witches or clowns and we’ve worked really hard to progress past that.

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Gretchen Wieners (to Cady): I will never tell Regina what you said. I am very trustworthy. Karen’s had sex with 11 people and I’ve never told anyone.

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Regina George: So, we never really do this, but…
Gretchen Wieners: You’re invited to eat lunch with us for the rest of the week.
Cady Heron: Oh. Um… That’s okay.
Karen Shetty: On Wednesdays, we wear pink.

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Gretchen Wieners (to Cady): You’re an international student. That is so fetch.
Regina George: What is “fetch”?
Gretchen Wieners: It’s like slang from an old movie. Juno, I think.

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Quote from the movie Mean Girls (2024) | Gretchen Wieners (to Cady): You're an international student. That is so fetch. Regina George: What is "fetch"? Gretchen Wieners: It's like slang from an old movie. Juno, I think.

(Gretchen is reading her essay in class…)
Gretchen Wieners: Why should Caesar get to stomp around like a giant while the rest of us try not to get smushed under his big feet? What’s so great about Caesar, hm? Brutus is just as cute as Caesar. OK, Brutus is just as smart as Caesar. People totally like Brutus just as much as they like Caesar. And when did it becomeOK for one person to be the boss of everybody, huh? Because that’s not what Rome is about! We should totally just stab Caesar!

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Gretchen Wieners (to Cady about Aaron): Look how red she is. You love him. And he totally complimented you. That is so fetch.
Regina George: Gretchen, stop trying to make “fetch” happen. It’s not going to happen.

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Karen Smith: God, my hips are huge!
Gretchen Wieners: Oh, please. I hate my calves.
Regina George: At least you guys can wear halters. I’ve got man shoulders.
Cady Heron (narration): I used to think there was just fat and skinny. Apparently, there’s a lot of things that can be wrong on your body.
Gretchen Wieners: My hairline is so weird.
Regina George: My pores are huge.
Karen Smith: My nail beds suck.
(All three look at Cady…)
Cady Heron: I have really bad breath in the morning.

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Karen Smith (to Cady): So if you’re from Africa… why are you white?
Gretchen Wieners: Oh, my God, Karen, you can’t just ask people why they’re white.

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Quote from the movie Mean Girls | Karen Smith (to Cady): So if you're from Africa... why are you white? Gretchen Wieners: Oh, my God, Karen, you can't just ask people why they're white.

Regina George: Oh, my God, I love your bracelet. Where did you get it?
Cady Heron: Oh, my mom made it for me.
Regina George: It’s adorable.
Gretchen Wieners: Oh, it’s so fetch.
Regina George: What is “fetch”?
Gretchen Wieners: Oh, it’s, like, slang. From England.

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